Missing Malaysia Airlines Jet NSFW

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  1. Dagz

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    Re: Missing Malaysia Airlines Jet

    It's pretty fucking odd isn't it? Don't the black boxes have beacons on them?
     
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    Re: Missing Malaysia Airlines Jet

    Kraken got it
     
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    Exactly. There's so many odd things about this.

    Fake passports used by some of the passengers.
    A door they found in the ocean but cant find anything else

    Either terrorists have taken the plane or they blew it up. That or its a simple case of Kennyken.
     
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    Re: Missing Malaysia Airlines Jet

    i dont understand in this day and age how a fuck off big jet can go missing, especially one the size of a 777.

    definitely reckons its in the bottom of the ocean by now...
     
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    QFKK

    quoted for kenny ken
     
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    This was my fear as well quite frankly.
     
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    You all see, this is why no Asian people should be allowed to drive anything.
     
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    You know that door in the picture I posted well they've lost it, Apparently they cant find it now
     
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    Re: Missing Malaysia Airlines Jet

    Probably in their pockets the whole time
     
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    Apparently on board were a load of employees of a microchip company.

    Also, im not saying its aliens... but its aliens.

    Sent from your mums vag using Tapatalk.
     
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    Forau giving the story an IT slant.
     
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    Re: Missing Malaysia Airlines Jet

    Malaysia dodecahedron imo
    Like the Bermuda triangle but with more sides. So you know its dangerous!
    Fancy flying into a dodecahedron in the sky. This is life not a game of Star Fox. Open your eyes man! Look where you're going.
     
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    It's a possibility Andross could be behind this, AJ.
     
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    2 x iranians on stolen passports boarded the plane...

    I blame pakis & not north korea.

    Sounds legit.
     
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    I reckon someone accidentally all over the left wing.
    Probably Ryan Giggs
     
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    Re: Missing Malaysia Airlines Jet

    If it had exploded or crashed there would be wreckage, a lot of it, end of story. So if it was truly terrorists, those would have to be some extremely skilled hijackers. Like where the fuck could you even take an aircraft of that size? Its not like almost every country in the world doesn't heavily monitor the aircraft over their airspace. Gotta be aliens lol
     
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