Microsoft Surface

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  1. dirty breaks

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  2. Smickus

    Smickus Active Member

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    yep!
     
  3. dirty breaks

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    look at it from the fucking side,

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    i mean come on, it's a paving slab propped up by a thin bit of card with a shitty flimsy keyboard that even poundland wouldn't sell.

    and how is microsoft going to try and sell '8' to the IT managers of big firms? it looks like it was designed for playing angry birds on, not for actually doing serious shit with. can't take that seriously at all.



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    [video=youtube_share;dpzu3HM2CIo]http://youtu.be/dpzu3HM2CIo[/video]

    :rolleyes:
     
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  4. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    doesnt look very stable does it?
     
  5. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    looks like you wont be able to relax on a couch or in your bed while your using it.
     
  6. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    ah yes ok its is dubstepts computers ok its good you can maybe watches vulvas and pubics womens oks costs more than smalls houses in middle of sarajevo withs twos cars fulls of womens. vulvas. nows i gots to gos outs, gets moneys and buys more dildos.
     
  7. Elzerk

    Elzerk 00111100 00110011

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    LOOKS LIKE SHIT!

    Edit: And it sounds like it too
     
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  8. fractal

    fractal Well-Known Member

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    you dont have to prop it up, just for use with a keyboard

    but yes microsoft sucks

    as does apple

    technology sucks
     
  9. miszt

    miszt BASSFACE Royale

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    I quite like the idea of the new windows desktop, tbh i find that i only really use the icons on the task bar, the search and explorer functions, and control panel, so for me, the start menu (which they ripped off Linux various desktops) is a little pointless now. Not to fussed about tablet PC's either at the moment, couple of years and we'll have Quad Tablets with good GPU's and SSD capacity , then i'll b interested again :D
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    the only major difference to win8 is that metro home screen which you dont have to use. Other than that it's just tiny improvements.
     
  11. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    does it effect my porn searching experience?
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    that depends on the experience you're looking for..
     
  13. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    could get sticky
     
  14. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    I got this far :lol:
     
  15. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    This thing is actually dope as fuck. The intel ones are gonna be using full power desktop chips so fast as fuck, with a 128+gb ssd it is gonna be lightning fast, and because it has that dock and keypad (that keypad is actually fucking amazing technologically, more power economy and faster reaction speeds) it is more useful than a piece of shit like the ipad

    so basically if spazzy breaks new his arse from his elbow he may have a different opinion
     
  16. dirty breaks

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    my elbow is a joint in my arm that flexes enabling movement and greater function for my limb as a whole. my arse is where i shit out of. stfu.

    and lol at microsoft thinking that this will compete with the ipad.
     
  17. Meloz

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    I'd buy it, looks cool.
     
  18. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    no.

    technically it shits all over the ipad, the x86 one is aimed at professionals rather than faggots with more money than sense (anyone who owns an ipad) and so actually has use in the real world.

    even the ARM one will wipe the table with ipad for functionality though. typing on a tablet of any sorts is a fucking ballache rendering ALL tablets a piece of shit for anything other than watching porn in the shitter. just a fact.
     
  19. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    ipads are extremely gay
     
  20. Meloz

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    Best description ever. That should be the slogan "not just for watching porn in the shitter". How much is going to be for sale for?