mermaids...

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by richie_stix, Mar 13, 2012.

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what would you rather fuck?

  1. normal mermaid

    71.0%
  2. reverse mermaid

    9.7%
  3. fuck the female parts, whole fish for me

    19.4%
  1. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    Right so, this age old question has plagued man since he first set sail on the seven seas... what would 'mermaid' you rather fuck?

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  2. iamjoey

    iamjoey Active Member

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    has to be reverse. not much you can do with a top-half mermaid. would also mean i wouldn't have to talk to her after the deed is done.
     
  3. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    you can always fuck a mouth. Plus titss are nice to look at.
     
  4. Ozmatic

    Ozmatic Chair of the Nitty Gritty Committee

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    Top half human no doubt
     
  5. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    reverse... god help us if we wana listen to a women whilst stuck on an island.. remember.. FISH cannot talk neither can fanny or anus! :teeth:
     
  6. $pyto

    $pyto Soundcloud changed everything

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    Whole fish man, that was easy

    Fuck & food
     
  7. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    i think they only have the tail during the day so yah i'd have the one with the (literally) fishy minge, and fuck it's brains out at night. either that or find one with a fish head and cut and paste them together, then i'd have a big fish to eat and a mer-woman.
     
  8. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    how can a top half fish make you a sandwich??
    i did vote whole fish tho they can be the sandwich
     
  9. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Top half would mean she'd have to keep her head under water to breath and she'd be really stupid. Normal mermaid would allow for a dual use mouth. No competition really.
     
  10. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    Dave's in there with the logic, pow!
     
  11. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    bottom half fish, if the top half is fish there isno arms, so how the fuck is she gonna clean her faff? so there for u might have a minge and a bum but they are gonna stink of fish n all...lose lose in my eyes.
     
  12. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    Can a fish prepare a decent home cooked meal?
     
  13. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    what happens if you take a mermaid out for a seafood dinner then never call it again... is the mermaid a cannibal?
     
  14. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Depends if there's mermaid in the dish surely? Bet they're good as sushi...
     
  15. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    The fish top can breath on land, because, mermaids man
     
  16. d-low

    d-low I know you got soul

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    no competition, just look at that picture. you wouldnt want to lay with that big fucking ugly fish head. Unless you cut the 2 half's and have a fish supper.
     
  17. JimpaDirt

    JimpaDirt Vettvilling

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    Mermaids are quite creepy and my right hand have been a good companion so far in my life. A human sized fish on the other hand would make for a pretty nice dinner and as long I don't stumble across any pirates who'll chop my right hand of... I think I could make it to the next harbor and fix a dinner for two with that fish.
     
  18. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Top half human definitely. You could do the fish head from behind while leaving its head in a fire. So when you've finished dinner is ready.

    Tough one.
     
  19. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    I heard mermaids can swim on land
     
  20. JJEC

    JJEC Active Member

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    Bottom half fish it would have to be. It would be scary looking at a massive fucking fish head, may even try to eat you.

    And shit quality i know but very lolsome.
     
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