Mercenaries Hijack London Petrol Station!!!

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Blurr, Sep 5, 2008.

  1. Blurr

    Blurr Wasted Selection VIP Junglist

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    alright, maybe the title lies a little, but there's free petrol available!!

     
  2. duffer

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    If this was in bristol i would be going to get a full tank of petrol in the lil ol' fiesta for free! shame its in london then realy isnt it.
     
  3. BDS

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    haha na seriously london's cool I jokes' now all u cockney thugs dont be gettin ur pantys in a twist will u.
     
  4. Greg P

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    When is this?

    Today, fuck! We need to fill up both the cars badly...

    The other day me an one of my flatmates were driving over to pick up some weed, we get in his shit 1984 Renault 4 (I always take the piss and he counters it with yeah so where's you're car? Course I don't have a car but that's cos my family aint made of money like his so no lady something or other has given me a car for nothing, I mean c'mon there's no pride in receiving a present) and the motor is just turning over and over... No juice at all, so Eman goes in and asks Rob if he can borrow his car - his bought-from-new Citroen C2 GT, black with white rims bucket seats mmmniiice, after much though he gives up the keys saying it's a total one off and we get going... Robs stood at the front door nervously smoking like a mother waving off her dear little child for their first day at school... hahahaha fuck man I though he was gonna cry man, he looked more worried than I've ever seen anyone look... It was total Ferris Buellers day off time...

    We got it back OK, but there was some close moments, we weren't used to brakes in the car y'know, working like that...
     
  5. sam the dnb man

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    I could imagine them using replica weapons and firing blanks...something goes wrong and causes a spark...the whole place blows up....ive got this pictured in my head, truly epic but truly like FUCK if that happens
     
  6. Greg P

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    Who cares... I'll take the heat for free petrol...

    When is this anyways?
     
  7. Saint

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    I saw the news this morning and apparently they had to stop after £10,000 because half of north london decided to cash in and the police closed it because of the queues.
     
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    very unlikey.
     
  9. DJHaze

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    knew the queues wud be massive