menu from a London Brothel from 1912

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  1. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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  2. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    How much is a goose quill, hardon guard, dry bob with extra juice?

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    And stones I forgot the stones
     
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    Much of that information perplexes me. What stones?
     
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    i'd be all over that Pinkey spesh! Blow up my hoop ALL DAY

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    I'm sure it would be in $ if it's from London...
     
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    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    Stink finger matinees though
     
  7. Moskit

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    I'd like to think this menu was used as a teaching tool for maths in victorian schools.

    If Sebastien has $75 & orders a common fuck with stones & a licking of nuts away from poophole, how much change will he have left?
     
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    Dagz Well-Known Member

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    Id never go to a brothel. Imagine walking in and seeing moskit doing the black homo pose on the bed
     
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    Dannyboy93 EL CAPITAIN

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    the good ole days . . . goose quill up the arse must have been a treat
     
  10. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Everytime I go to a brothel I imagine Moskit at the bottom of the bed in the Black Homo pose, it spurs me on. I picture him saying "Fuck me or I'll fuck you", then I slow down and we have a game of Billiards then we all fuck furiously
     
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    Dagz Well-Known Member

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    Tbf that sounds like a good night
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    But youd like to imagine thered be a pheasant in the establishment also, a quill couldn't be quite hard to comeby I'd imagine, dirty quill up ass... well I don't know what to make of that

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    Don't ruin my fantasy with your tracksuit
     
  13. Dannyboy93

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    you raise a valid point, still I'm not classy enough to worry about quill etiquette, could be a pigeon quill as long as it does the job :teeth: