MDMA and the shits? AHMEDS GOT THE AIDS

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  1. rysk

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    was out for the NASS pre-party on friday at proud2, and naturally, got all kinds of dizzled up, threw up on the come-up (quarter gram kicked me in the face) and continued to dance like a bellend until 5am.

    anyway, the comedown hits and i finally get home, i was generally OK until that night when i ended up on and off the toilet for the remainder of the weekend, it's still pretty bad i just don't need to run to the bathroom as often.

    I don't recall having the shits for a week after a mandy binge, so i think it's more to do with my shit diet this last week rather than the dizzle....but...anyone care to chime in?

    don't think it's worth going to the GP's, but i usually have a stomach of steel and it's been going on for a week.
     
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    Re: MDMA and the shits?

    edit: lunchtime probably wasnt the time to post this....oh well. dol wid et.
     
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    Re: MDMA and the shits?

    Aids?
     
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    Re: MDMA and the shits?

    Yeah sounds like aids to me.
     
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    Re: MDMA and the shits?

    well fuck.....
     
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    Re: MDMA and the shits?

    I think you should Talk To Frank and post results.
     
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    Re: MDMA and the shits?

    Definate AIDS. This thread stinks of AIDS
     
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    Re: MDMA and the shits?

    AIDS!
     
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    Re: MDMA and the shits?

    its something to do with the serotonin in your brain making your body want to shit. i used to think they cut yay with laxatives until someone told me its a physical effect of all the happy chemicals releasing at the same time in your brain. can happen on any drug almost. not speed or smack. barf maybe but not shit. never shit.
     
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    Re: MDMA and the shits?

    FLYING AIDS, arkmed got sold laxatives.
     
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    Re: MDMA and the shits?

    Just called my friend who's a doctor and described your symptoms and he told me that it could only be acquired immunodeficiency syndrome.







    ....aka aids
     
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    These guys have it all wrong. You most certainly have HIV. Soon you will get Aids.
     
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    QUICK NOW I HAVE NO TIME TO EXPLAIN, SPEND 20 ON CRACK OR NOT. IM FROM THE FUTURE.
     
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    god i hate family guy
     
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    please arkmed.
    why do u do these things? im trying not to hate you but ur making it difficult.

    read ur thread aloud to yourself... pretend your not u... listen to what you sound like and take it as a life lesson not to be that guy..

    or not.. c'mon why the fuck should u listen to what i say.. be who u want to be in life. even if it is u..

    i am right tho aren't i

    so is everyone else.

    u has aids
     
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    Probably aids then, but seriously the shits for a week? Have you deflated?
     
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    this basically. dirty breaks is long gone. also, syphilis has done a stunning comeback lately..he got it. :bruce:
     
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    u hate everyone these days
     
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    What he has actually fucked off?!?!