mc battle thread

Discussion in 'DJ's, MC's & Turntablism' started by detonate-dj, May 9, 2009.

  1. detonate-dj

    detonate-dj sexdrugs&rockinthedole

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    dont know if this has been up b4 but it should be quite fun.


    ok i'll start this off...

    sit back people its time to embrace,
    i'm a new mc on here to put you all in your place,
    theres a few here who have mighty fine rhyme design,
    but now i'm here its time for all of you to resign,
    i'll go smooth on you girls since it's the first post,
    i'm a lyrical parasite i use the mic as a host,
    so lets get it started and give you your turn,
    lets see you stand sturn my flows are so hot they can burn...
     
  2. nextgenaudio007

    nextgenaudio007 Member

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    MC DEMIZE INTRO:
    intro, 2 double-o 9, my dj rinsin rain or shine
    mc demize got a killer combine
    gota gota gota gota flex in time,
    listen to da rythm, listen to da rhyme, big up the dj he soundin prime,
    blazin de herbz, rubbin out da grime,
    when Demize 'pon the mic, u know im soundin fiiiiiiine!

    MC's in da game never seem to realize,
    dat i'm Demize, i maximize, catalize, the rave intensifies,
    listen to the lyrics dat i spit u might get bellyflies,
    big up all da fans, all da girls and almost all the guys!

    We rollin, we ridin, the champion sound providin',
    all de girls dem grindin, rinsin and smilin,
    lookin like a weedfest, we blazin and flyin,
    don't look for trouble here, cuz u know what we buyin!
    (TIGER STYLE)
    (last line is not final lol as you can see)
     
  3. Datt Male

    Datt Male Active Member

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    I'm a poet and I didn't know it brap brap
     
  4. tone090

    tone090 Bare back rider!

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    1234 i is hardcore 5678 i like to masturbate
     
  5. nextgenaudio007

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    To make things interesting people put up freestyles!:beers::spliff:
    Instead of appearing as Retards Attempting Poetry which some people think this is..
     
  6. dizzzeejungle

    dizzzeejungle Junglist Down Under..

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    people like you..........?





    no they dont

    people like me


    ya poor ass chavvy fucken lame retard homo pikey
    quite highly likely you'll pash my pair of nikeys

    so come fight me !
     
  7. nextgenaudio007

    nextgenaudio007 Member

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    lol only the GREATEST Mc can diss him/herself
    fuck lol its sad how most peeps don't take this shit seriously, it's all good tho wait 'til i invest in a microphone lol

    EDIT: BTW apparently there already is a thread like this, seen it a few months ago, too lazy to look for it but its there..maybe its locked now not enough time to check leavin to work..
     
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  8. Reference

    Reference fair shout.

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    MC DEMZIE.
    my bars will rinse you out like that shit mc from blazin squad,
    i think his name was KENZIE,
    i'll pull up to your yeard in a mercedies BENZIE,
    jack your weed, your vinyl and your 1210's SEEEEEE,
    you cant stop me, you don't fuck around with the REFER-EN-CEEEE,

    ahh can't be fucked no more lol.
     
  9. chanty

    chanty Active Member

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    Lol his names demize not demzie and u based ur whole rhyme on his name n got it wrong
     
  10. danhumphreys

    danhumphreys Fire Man Dan

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    Fuck writing bars on here... i'l hear next man all over UK chatting them in weeks
     
  11. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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  12. chanty

    chanty Active Member

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    danhumphreys where in bristol u from?
     
  13. detonate-dj

    detonate-dj sexdrugs&rockinthedole

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    Demize ive seen better bars in a jail,
    rhymes like that are bound to fail,
    do yourself a favour m8,
    scrap them lines you know their not great,
    cant believe you actually put them up,
    call yaself an mc?
    face facts demize i aint got "bellyflies"
    its just lyrical syphilis i see....
    i'm here i'm taking the nation.
    could make a cripple give me a standing ovation
    ive got rhymes that could make Stephen hawking...
    get up and start walking,
    could make a mute start talking,
    now let me give you your final warning,
    stop.......... your rhymes are a flop,
    can't reach the potential I've got
    your out of date, I am the great-est, the best,
    stick to smoking ya pot....
     
  14. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    you lot are so fukin gay! hahaha

    Demize's rant wins for sure.... "big up all da fans, all da girls and almost all the guys!" hahahaha... not all the guys.... just almost all of them... maybe miss 1 or 2 out....
     
  15. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    Bruv, you chat like a kid
    you got the grammer dribbling flid
    Your lyrics remind me of a spastic.
    licking windows like a fruit corner lid.

    Now dont be ashamed
    your tiger styles been flamed
    take your little puusy self
    and go back to where you came

    im listening to your rhyme
    aparently your soundin fine?


    blah blah blka ahaha... cant be fuked...
     
  16. detonate-dj

    detonate-dj sexdrugs&rockinthedole

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    why the fuck cant any 1 be arsed in this place?
    maybe 'cos the mc's on here are a disgrace..
    ha.....rocksteady, the lid licking line....
    could of been half decent if you put in the time,
    now lets see if we can just start all over,
    wanna test me? make sure ya got a four leaf clover,
    'cos i'm venomous when i spit...i dont need to bite,
    mc's get your gloves on cos im looking for a fight,
    at least a half decent lyricist to give it a go,
    if you got ability then put it on show,
    so i'll leave it lay for a while and come back tomorrow,
    go and see if theres a lyric book ya can borrow..
     
  17. valdez

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    i'll have a shot then

    you got less presence than evanescence
    less intelligence than that banjo kid from severence
    irrelavance, there is none- i pulsate charisma
    like a pulsar vs. a charisma, you'll get burnt
    coz you're pale and thin like a rizla
    venomous when you spit, can you get more clichéd?
    wheni flex, i'll spit on you like jibril cissé..
    leave u STRUNG like flax, you just awack kid
    'venomous'ly injecting 8 bars, like legs of an arachnid...
     
  18. detonate-dj

    detonate-dj sexdrugs&rockinthedole

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    not bad..... looks like i've got some competition,
    but i'm winning this already...i'm in first position,
    valdez you can only achieve second best,
    your like Mr. Muscle........only without the vest,
    so now..... i'm gonna stand right up,
    i'm afraid it's over....you've ran outta luck,
    just like a chicken your about to cluck,
    'cos my comebacks hit harder than a 9 tonne truck,
    if i were to pick out the potential u've got,
    they'd be small round balls of a thing called snot,
    stickin to fingers lyk your hand sticks to the mic,
    take a hike, infact yad go faster if you had a bike,
    not that i dont like you its just that am sick,
    of hearing such attrotious bars of lyrical shit,
    they should make a film about me...... I'd need to prequel
    lyrically, unbelievably so good there's no point in a sequel
    life and art of detonate, named "there is no equal"
    i'm a lyrical hit, like a black belt, kick harder then Steven Segal
    Each word I say is like a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris
    ... Coming at you so fast I'm like a stampeding Taurus..
     
  19. the-rippa

    the-rippa I'll Kill You Bastard !!!

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    This battle is funny as fuck. Keep it up guys !!!!!:boom:
     
  20. chanty

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    LOL fair shout this is jokes, keep goin