HAEHAEHAEHAEHAEHAEHAEHAAEHAEHAEHAEEveryone's a wanker round here haha
So my mates gf just recently smashed all his place up, I asked why and he said she found a condom down the side of the bed. This told me they must not use protection so I ask him how did it get there then. He replies don't you ever wank with a condom on ?
Who does that hahahahahhahahahhahahahahhaa