Masterbation?

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  1. RUSSLA

    RUSSLA DNBF Monarch

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    Seeing as this forum is a major sausage fest I'm sure we all can contribute to this thread.

    For some reason recently I've been like a freaking dog on heat and knocking one out well too often (sometimes twice in the morning before work) and I'm confused. Its not the fact i'm not gettin laid because even after the last few sessions, I've still ended up having a tug later that night when the lass had gone!!

    Has sex gone dry or is it just a deja-vu of a phase that I thought had been and gone from the age of 13-16?

    Regards
     
  2. chanty

    chanty Active Member

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    ur just a wanker to b honest
     
  3. DJ COSHH

    DJ COSHH Active Member

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    Twice before work.. I love it.

    Wake up, wank, toast, shower, wank, leave for work... Splendid
     
  4. DJ COSHH

    DJ COSHH Active Member

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    Just to clarify im not saying that I do the same lol, just that you must have quite an impressive routine.
     
  5. djhektikz

    djhektikz Active Member

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    twice before work fuckin hell u not got cock burn?? yer since i aint got a bird i try n ava wank once a day weekends il treat myself maybe 2 or 3 unless iv got sum ugly rotter bak.
     
  6. danfreeman1

    danfreeman1 Active Member

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    how do you have the time for that? normally i wake up 15 mins before i have to go, leaving just about enough time for a shower

    yeah we believe you :teeth:
     
  7. Jakue08

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  8. sotalex

    sotalex man your battlestations

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    everytim you want to jack yourself of

    think of this....










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  9. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Too much information thread contains too much information.
     
  10. *SweetPea*

    *SweetPea* LADY VINYL

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    1. You treat yourself to two wanks!? Haha, that must be a treat.

    2. You have a way with words regarding the laydeez, a right charmer!
     
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    hektikz is a true gentlemen
     
  12. *SweetPea*

    *SweetPea* LADY VINYL

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    He had me at 'Ugly Rotter'
     
  13. Jakue08

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    he had me at 'cock burn'

    sounded good to me
     
  14. djhektikz

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    sweetpea u are very sexy and thats jus being nice! the things id do to u!! oooooohhhhh yerrrrr lol edit sorryyy
     
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  16. moriaty

    moriaty Active Member

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    ye, you'd cum in your pants, say sorry and leave sobbing.
    you're in for a treat sweetpea...
     
  17. $marty

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    Smooth like a Barry White LP :D
     
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    *SweetPea* LADY VINYL

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    You really know the way to my heart!!!
     
  19. Jakue08

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    giggidy giggidy
     
  20. ValleyOfLiquid

    ValleyOfLiquid Royal cunt since '87

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    Best intro ever...

    And yes, wankin off is the main reason i even bother to get up in the mornings.

    i use to pull one off before goin to bed aswell... this while the misses is layin asleep luckily unaware im sittin 1 meter away wankin off to high defenition pr0n!:gang_bang