Man's best friend...? The age old queston...

Ragnarok

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Woman, dog, porn website, Rizla, self-help book, own right hand...??? What say you...?

NOTE: respondents offering serious suggestions will be e-butt-fucked by a forum member of their own choosing (mutual consent permitting, of course).
 

Teddy

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my best friend is called dave! ive known him since playskool!

however his name isn't really dave, its kev!
but he looks like rodney!
so yeah! cool story!

they say a womans best friend is diamonds! how very shallow of them!
 

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I suppose my response depends on what you mean, so in anti-numerical order:

(2) Yeah, search function is pretty good, but it doesn't exactly polish your balls while you fuck it in the ear...

(1) Fuckety fuck fuck fuck... Does that mean this has all been done before...? [shock horror :teeth:] Ah well. I suppose I'll at least attempt to give a shit. Superficially, that is...

(3) I can't count, hence 3 answers, but if your answer above was serious you have to nominate your desired forum buggeree... It's in da rules. Well, rule.
 

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shut up teddy. your name isnt even teddy. forgot to include that did you.
i can ... but will not silence!
and no my name is not ted, teddy or even theodore
but for the purpose of internet posting its both appropriate and attractive!
so you can stick that in ur wooden moccasins!
 
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