Man's best friend...? The age old queston...

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  1. Ragnarok

    Ragnarok Three-quarter wit

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    Woman, dog, porn website, Rizla, self-help book, own right hand...??? What say you...?

    NOTE: respondents offering serious suggestions will be e-butt-fucked by a forum member of their own choosing (mutual consent permitting, of course).
     
  2. charlie131

    charlie131 Well-Known Member VIP Junglist

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    the search button
     
  3. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Tribal Leader VIP Junglist

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    my best friend is called dave! ive known him since playskool!

    however his name isn't really dave, its kev!
    but he looks like rodney!
    so yeah! cool story!

    they say a womans best friend is diamonds! how very shallow of them!
     
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    noronhaa fabricismywayoflife

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    drum and bass then dogs then women
     
  5. Ragnarok

    Ragnarok Three-quarter wit

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    I suppose my response depends on what you mean, so in anti-numerical order:

    (2) Yeah, search function is pretty good, but it doesn't exactly polish your balls while you fuck it in the ear...

    (1) Fuckety fuck fuck fuck... Does that mean this has all been done before...? [shock horror :teeth:] Ah well. I suppose I'll at least attempt to give a shit. Superficially, that is...

    (3) I can't count, hence 3 answers, but if your answer above was serious you have to nominate your desired forum buggeree... It's in da rules. Well, rule.
     
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    shut up teddy. your name isnt even teddy. forgot to include that did you.
     
  7. Ragnarok

    Ragnarok Three-quarter wit

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    Who do you mean, Logikz...?
     
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    What doesn't he mean?
     
  9. Ragnarok

    Ragnarok Three-quarter wit

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    Shouldn't you be asking him that? I can't answer for him.
     
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    Maybe you already have
     
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    i can ... but will not silence!
    and no my name is not ted, teddy or even theodore
    but for the purpose of internet posting its both appropriate and attractive!
    so you can stick that in ur wooden moccasins!
     
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    ur name is Bieber isnt it?
     
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    Pretty sure a man's best friend is his balls. Not much you wouldn't do for them is there lads?
     
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    ahhh, I hadn't realised you were Irish!
     
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    lerl... actauly, my dads side of the family were irish pikeys o_O long time ago and ting
     
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    I always knew you were a pikey ;)
     
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    Summerfag desu... what is a pikey and am I allowed to say that ever again?
     
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