Man's best friend...? The age old queston...

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  1. Ragnarok

    Ragnarok Three-quarter wit

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    Woman, dog, porn website, Rizla, self-help book, own right hand...??? What say you...?

    NOTE: respondents offering serious suggestions will be e-butt-fucked by a forum member of their own choosing (mutual consent permitting, of course).
     
  2. charlie131

    charlie131 Well-Known Member

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    the search button
     
  3. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    my best friend is called dave! ive known him since playskool!

    however his name isn't really dave, its kev!
    but he looks like rodney!
    so yeah! cool story!

    they say a womans best friend is diamonds! how very shallow of them!
     
  4. noronhaa

    noronhaa fabricismywayoflife

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    drum and bass then dogs then women
     
  5. Ragnarok

    Ragnarok Three-quarter wit

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    I suppose my response depends on what you mean, so in anti-numerical order:

    (2) Yeah, search function is pretty good, but it doesn't exactly polish your balls while you fuck it in the ear...

    (1) Fuckety fuck fuck fuck... Does that mean this has all been done before...? [shock horror :teeth:] Ah well. I suppose I'll at least attempt to give a shit. Superficially, that is...

    (3) I can't count, hence 3 answers, but if your answer above was serious you have to nominate your desired forum buggeree... It's in da rules. Well, rule.
     
  6. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    shut up teddy. your name isnt even teddy. forgot to include that did you.
     
  7. Ragnarok

    Ragnarok Three-quarter wit

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    Who do you mean, Logikz...?
     
  8. Harry3

    Harry3 Chuki

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    What doesn't he mean?
     
  9. Ragnarok

    Ragnarok Three-quarter wit

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    Shouldn't you be asking him that? I can't answer for him.
     
  10. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    Maybe you already have
     
  11. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    i can ... but will not silence!
    and no my name is not ted, teddy or even theodore
    but for the purpose of internet posting its both appropriate and attractive!
    so you can stick that in ur wooden moccasins!
     
  13. underspawn

    underspawn Headz Roll

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    ur name is Bieber isnt it?
     
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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Pretty sure a man's best friend is his balls. Not much you wouldn't do for them is there lads?
     
  15. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    herojuana hairy kuala

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    ahhh, I hadn't realised you were Irish!
     
  17. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    lerl... actauly, my dads side of the family were irish pikeys o_O long time ago and ting
     
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    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    I always knew you were a pikey ;)
     
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    Osime Official Japanese Student

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    Summerfag desu... what is a pikey and am I allowed to say that ever again?
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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