man v food thread

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Moskit, Jun 11, 2012.

  1. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Tribal Leader VIP Junglist

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    I just created and nailed a triple decker 6 x smoked bacon. 6 x fish finger. 2 x hash brown. 2 x fried egg. Toasted cheese on each deck of toasted wholemeal with slow cooked homemade caramelised onion chutney. top and bottom of the whole epicness coated with butter and smoked gouda and toasted to seal in the complete and utter win.

    Come at me...
     
  2. alz

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    slow roasted my own peking duck recipe in the oven for 3 hours and made my own plum sauce, ate the whole fucker!
     
  3. greddie

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    that is impressive moskit :)
     
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    sounds good apart from the fish fingers
     
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    pics or you know what
     
  6. Moskit

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    I can take pics of my poo in 25 minutes... And you know i will if pushed... :teeth:
     
  7. MARKLAR

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    the poo in 25 mins will surely be other poo thats been pushed out by that

    wait a few hours then take a pic of your shit

    ill get the wank rag and handcream ready
     
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    I will never set foot in this thread again :teeth:
     
  9. greddie

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    yeah, we dont need no poo pics up in here
     
  10. dirty breaks

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    yeah we're gonna need proof moskit. post pics.
     
  11. Moskit

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    Nobody cares what you want or think fringe, stay the fuck out of this thread.

    Unless you're posting ultimate food wincest...

    Then you're welcome :)

    Any sign whatsover of you & abdul wankiing each other other off over your stupid faces...

    Lets just not go there...
     
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  12. ThePapa

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    I'm prepared to take him at his word. Defo not sure about the fish fingers though. Were they really cheap ones?
     
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    luxembourg is doing pretty well population of about half a million and 18 percent are fat cunts.lol
     
  15. Jwood27

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    yeah come on pics or it's pointless. i could say i ate 4 gorilla steaks sandwiched between two buxom women, but without pics whose to know?
     
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    Take the fish fingers out and you got yourself a sammich.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Tribal Leader VIP Junglist

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    had you been online right now, id have pmd you pics of my dick. so we can be dick looky buddys. for no wmen can excite the sexual lusts any more. but looking at dicks now now that might just rustle the old libido enough for some more moments of internet void obessing
     
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    Best I can offer..

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    you've obviously never eaten mexican