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herojuana

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post in here manly things you have done

today i sharpened a pencil with a knife. a carpenters pencil no less.

i have also been up a ladder several times.

once i bought araldite too, that was a good day.

so what manly things have you done?
 

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i slapped a girl for calling me 'lars'
i lovingly but sparingly dealt out my semen to three differnt girls in one night
i forced the bartender of a student party i gate crashed to play neil youngs 'heart of gold' 5 times in a row or i would throw my bottle in his head
 

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Stopped this unkown 16 year old getting battered by these 2 20+ lads when I was 18, ended up decking one of them then getting smashed in the face with a 1.5 litre vodka bottle he'd brought with him. Split my head open and such but I managed to stay standing and they fucked off.

I'd seen them kicking off with him for no reason too, oddly they were Portuguese, he was Scottish and we were in Hong Kong at the time. I required 7 stitches but would do it again and would like to think others would be decent enough to step in as well.
 
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