Man thread

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by herojuana, Jul 13, 2010.

  1. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    post in here manly things you have done

    today i sharpened a pencil with a knife. a carpenters pencil no less.

    i have also been up a ladder several times.

    once i bought araldite too, that was a good day.

    so what manly things have you done?
     
  2. DontLikeCops

    DontLikeCops Certified tramp

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    ate a yorkie bar
     
  3. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Bummed another man.
     
  4. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    bn14 Well-Known Member

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    found location 4 nxt free party
     
  6. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i slapped a girl for calling me 'lars'
    i lovingly but sparingly dealt out my semen to three differnt girls in one night
    i forced the bartender of a student party i gate crashed to play neil youngs 'heart of gold' 5 times in a row or i would throw my bottle in his head
     
  7. Monkey spasm

    Monkey spasm Member

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    Went fishing on the weekend, also killing small furry creatures with a high velocity rifle.
     
  8. SmallVictoriez

    SmallVictoriez Teen Pop Sensation

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    I've already smoked half a pack of cigarettes today & I'm watching war films.

    This is usually how I spend my days off.
     
  9. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    I actually couldn't tell you, or i'd have to kill you
     
  10. PostmanPat

    PostmanPat I'll cum in your arse.

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    I bit off my mum's ear last night, then ate her dinner.
     
  11. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    i managed to squeeze a whole beer bottle down my japs eye once... true story
     
  12. Hombre-J

    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    Stopped this unkown 16 year old getting battered by these 2 20+ lads when I was 18, ended up decking one of them then getting smashed in the face with a 1.5 litre vodka bottle he'd brought with him. Split my head open and such but I managed to stay standing and they fucked off.

    I'd seen them kicking off with him for no reason too, oddly they were Portuguese, he was Scottish and we were in Hong Kong at the time. I required 7 stitches but would do it again and would like to think others would be decent enough to step in as well.
     
  13. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    badmans.... wish i had real man story :(

    did change the engine in my capri though... pretty manly work i spose?
     
  14. Hombre-J

    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    As long as you had a white vest on, and left the oily stains on your hands for the remainder of the day.
     
  15. PostmanPat

    PostmanPat I'll cum in your arse.

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    Yeah as long as you're wearing a wifebeater, everything is manly.
     
  16. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    funnily enough i did... and drank stella and smoked rollies!
     
  17. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Dan m could prob have some fun in this thread lol
     
  18. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    Snorting Viagra off the tits of 2 prostitutes doesn't really get any more manly.
     
  19. Cat Gas

    Cat Gas Aka Basis

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    I baked a cake. Huuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrghhhhhhhh so manly
     
  20. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    unless a third is sucking you off... and you have a steak and cheese sammich in your hand ;)