Man released from US prison, starts thread..

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  1. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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  2. Saint

    Saint Buried Audio

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    Interesting
     
  3. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    "Prison smells like shit. Smells worse than shit. You know the smell you imagine jenkem to smell like? Imagine that, only it's being rubbed on the arm pits of a sweaty mexican and then his armpit pubes are being set fire too."

    Really gets teh point across. Doesn't it?

    "One guy wraped a t-shirt around the kid's neck and lifted him off the ground from behind, and the other starts stabbing his gut. After a few stabs, he starts trying to get his fingers inside and he just pulls all this meat out. I thought he was going to pull out his intestines like you'd see in a horror movie, but instead, he just pulls out fist after fist of this yellow jelly shit, and then big hunks of meat like raw mince. Screw's arrived and tasered everyone. Even the kid. He was on his side, right in front of my cell, and every jolt from the taser made the big hole in his stomach smoke. "

    That's is beyond fucked up.

    solitary isn't something you can hold off by just not being a dick. It's a reality of life and you will, at somepoint, be put in solitary for no fucking reason at all.

    You get put in solitary for now reason at all at times? Jeeeeeesus!
     
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  4. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    that was a very interesting read
     
  5. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    he was raped only once he says. by a guy with a miniature penis and and and it was all he could do not to laugh. this is sooooo grim, the 'digging a hole' method makes me lost for words. couldnt they at least use a rock and simply bash the head? how difficult can it be i mean really.
     
  6. Monkey spasm

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    One of the most interesting reads in a while, the guy writes very well.
     
  7. tone090

    tone090 Bare back rider!

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    My mates a paramedic and he was called to a local prison. He was treating a massive stacked guy and to stay that size he works out and eats around 30 fishfingers and whatever chicken he can each day. Must have connections with captain birdseye!
     
  8. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    One day he comes back for lock down, takes a hit and after a few minutes says - this isn't H, try it. And it turned out to be powdered MDMA, or Ecstacy. We both did it and ended up giving each other blow jobs. Afterward, things were pretty awkward until I said, you know fuck it, we're in prison, let's make a deal that if we can score for ecstacy again we'll get each other off.

    We were good friends after that. He got out before me, and I definetly don' think I'll look him up.
     
  9. Monkey spasm

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    His writings or your personal experience?
     
  10. $pyto

    $pyto Soundcloud changed everything

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    All about being sucked off first, and then punching the fucka as soon as I blast my load up his nose

    I ain't giving no head, fucking poof
     
  11. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    i thought the whole story was abit far-fetched in places tbh ..
     
  12. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    U.S Prison is pretty cool guy, eh takes takes E then blows guys & doesn't afraid of anything.
     
  13. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    id like to think so too but i fear reality beats fiction hands down every time.
     
  14. Subjekt Music

    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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    Pretty interesting read. If a little raw
     
  15. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    doesnt afraid of anything is mighty amusing moskit!

    but i find it wierd that he got done for armed robbery but one of teh things hes most looking forward to is finding out about new memes? guess geeks can be robbers too
     
  16. Subjekt Music

    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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    To be fair he did suck off a man while high. So looking at funny pictures is something to look forward to...
     
  17. gcurt1s

    gcurt1s Buried Audio

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    brilliant read. basically, fuck prison
     
  18. Subjekt Music

    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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    fixed
     
  19. Cat Gas

    Cat Gas Aka Basis

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    lengthy but interesting read
     
  20. mikey-bizzle-08

    mikey-bizzle-08 WASTEMAN!

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    Very interesting what i've read so far can't be arsed 2 read it all will read the rest 2moz