Discussion in 'Waffle' started by dose.bs1, Oct 19, 2010.
"Prison smells like shit. Smells worse than shit. You know the smell you imagine jenkem to smell like? Imagine that, only it's being rubbed on the arm pits of a sweaty mexican and then his armpit pubes are being set fire too."
Really gets teh point across. Doesn't it?
"One guy wraped a t-shirt around the kid's neck and lifted him off the ground from behind, and the other starts stabbing his gut. After a few stabs, he starts trying to get his fingers inside and he just pulls all this meat out. I thought he was going to pull out his intestines like you'd see in a horror movie, but instead, he just pulls out fist after fist of this yellow jelly shit, and then big hunks of meat like raw mince. Screw's arrived and tasered everyone. Even the kid. He was on his side, right in front of my cell, and every jolt from the taser made the big hole in his stomach smoke. "
That's is beyond fucked up.
solitary isn't something you can hold off by just not being a dick. It's a reality of life and you will, at somepoint, be put in solitary for no fucking reason at all.
You get put in solitary for now reason at all at times? Jeeeeeesus!
that was a very interesting read
he was raped only once he says. by a guy with a miniature penis and and and it was all he could do not to laugh. this is sooooo grim, the 'digging a hole' method makes me lost for words. couldnt they at least use a rock and simply bash the head? how difficult can it be i mean really.
One of the most interesting reads in a while, the guy writes very well.
My mates a paramedic and he was called to a local prison. He was treating a massive stacked guy and to stay that size he works out and eats around 30 fishfingers and whatever chicken he can each day. Must have connections with captain birdseye!
One day he comes back for lock down, takes a hit and after a few minutes says - this isn't H, try it. And it turned out to be powdered MDMA, or Ecstacy. We both did it and ended up giving each other blow jobs. Afterward, things were pretty awkward until I said, you know fuck it, we're in prison, let's make a deal that if we can score for ecstacy again we'll get each other off.
We were good friends after that. He got out before me, and I definetly don' think I'll look him up.
His writings or your personal experience?
All about being sucked off first, and then punching the fucka as soon as I blast my load up his nose
I ain't giving no head, fucking poof
i thought the whole story was abit far-fetched in places tbh ..
U.S Prison is pretty cool guy, eh takes takes E then blows guys & doesn't afraid of anything.
id like to think so too but i fear reality beats fiction hands down every time.
Pretty interesting read. If a little raw
doesnt afraid of anything is mighty amusing moskit!
but i find it wierd that he got done for armed robbery but one of teh things hes most looking forward to is finding out about new memes? guess geeks can be robbers too
To be fair he did suck off a man while high. So looking at funny pictures is something to look forward to...
brilliant read. basically, fuck prison
lengthy but interesting read
Very interesting what i've read so far can't be arsed 2 read it all will read the rest 2moz
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