Man marries a pillow

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  1. alz

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    Man marries pillow
    True love can take many forms. In this case, it has taken the form of a Korean man falling in love with, and eventually marrying, a large pillow with a picture of a woman on it.

    Lee Jin-gyu fell for his 'dakimakura' - a kind of large, huggable pillow from Japan, often with a picture of a popular anime character printed on the side.

    In Lee's case, his beloved pillow has an image of Fate Testarossa, from the 'magical girl' anime series Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha.

    Now the 28-year-old otaku (a Japanese term that roughly translates to somewhere between 'obsessive' and 'nerd') has wed the pillow in a special ceremony, after fitting it out with a wedding dress for the service in front of a local priest. Their nuptials were eagerly chronicled by the local media.

    'He is completely obsessed with this pillow and takes it everywhere,' said one friend.

    'They go out to the park or the funfair where it will go on all the rides with him. Then when he goes out to eat he takes it with him and it gets its own seat and its own meal,' they added.

    The pillow marriage is not the first similarly-themed unusual marriage in recent times - it comes after a Japanese otaku married his virtual girlfriend Nene Anegasaki, a character who only exists in the Nintendo DS game Love Plus, last November.
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    Fate Testarossa is hawwt....

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    Errrgh :S
    What a mad man! A pillow!
    Could of picked something better, like a fast car :D

    Or failing that, a women like the rest of us.
     
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    Their babies are going to be beautiful, not to mention imaginary.
     
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    If your gunna marry a pillow at least make it a plush red satin one or summat, what was he thinking.
     
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    freak...i bet she shit in bed n all.
     
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    the best head i have ever got was from a pillow...

    pillows just know how to make a guy feel good
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    what does she work as?

    coz im pretty fucking sure she doesnt do the housework. lazy whore.
     
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    i'm not ashamed to say i have slept with my fair share of pillows in my time.
     
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    hope she doesn't dump him for sleeping with some goosedown!