Man Jailed For 10 Years For Raping Goat

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  1. the_voice

    the_voice Active Member

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    Kenyan man is forced to confront the goat he raped, in court



    was 10 years a bit harsh ?

    people get less here for raping a woman
     
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  2. djad

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    10 years is off the scale. So he fell in love with a goat, Ive herd stranger tales. You have to ask yourself - how little does this man have.


    But to make him look into the cold, black eyes of the goat in court... Well thats just wrong. Touching its tits and all that.
     
  3. Know One

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    How do they know it was rape... That goat could of been down with it. Did the goat walk into the police office and report him or something.

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    djad leo the lion

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    I herd that goat was a slag..
     
  5. evermind

    evermind Broken Symmetry

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    Sometimes I wonder why I go to waffle, this is just horrible... Also no privacy for the guy and the goat? Normally these things are all censored/can't even see it. Just like for the Pistorus case. Guess it depends on the country.

     
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  6. d-low

    d-low I know you got soul

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    i remember the old documentary that karl kept posting where these guys were having their way with that there goat. 10 years is fucking ridiculous. you don't get that for hunting the thing
     
  7. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    As a qualified lawyer I'm appalled by this, for sure, and no mistake.

    There is no mention of the relationship with the fella and the goat. It may even have been consentual. There sure wasn't any tears from the goat or seeming unrest from the courtroom drama. Not one pointing hoof at the accused. The goat didn't even press charges. Most of all, which sure rattles my britches, is the goat wasn't even called to testify. I mean, ALARM BELLS.

    This case case stinks rotten and by crikey i bet this shit goes all the way to the top.

    ILLUMINATI SHIT. this guy was on to something maybe, something big. he stepped on the wrong shoes and now he is paying the price as a patsy on a goat rape gig.

    By crikey this just wont do. I haven't felt this riled since KONY 2012, and we got that bad guy, oh yeah. we took him down facebook style. unless we didn't actually as i got side tracked by neck nom nominations and since then the ice bucket challenge so haven't really had time to follow up on the cause. But go facebook.
     
  8. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    I think goats are treated like mentally handicapped people ie they can't legally consent to sex. Which is a shame really.
     
  9. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    That is goatist, because they headbutt stuff a lot.

    But as a animal scientist, i have actual proof that they are responsible for about 14% of the worlds best inventions.

    They are by no means mugs. In fact I'm pretty sure around 3000 goats are active in the Illuminati as we speak do all measure of snide.
    I sure as shit wouldn't trust Goaty off of here.
     
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    If a goat can't consent to sex.. We're do all the baby goats come from? Maybe the male goats are real good at getting the female goat drunk before hand so she don't remember nothing... Until baby goats start popping out her

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  11. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    Its the goats flat really, walking around with barely nothing on. :teeth:
     
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    In all seriousness, lads, who wouldn't fall flat on their face for that silky coat, those horny horns and those hellish fucking slitted horizontal lizard pupil eyes?
     
  13. Catsel

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    goats have good strength to ground ratio.
     
  14. d-low

    d-low I know you got soul

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    i thought that said "if the goat fits.."
     
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    [MENTION=21448]Goaty[/MENTION]
     
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    that would of been funny :rofl: