Man Caught sexing his bike!

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  1. SIRUS

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    Man who had sex with bike in court

    By Richard Alleyne
    Last Updated: 1:21pm BST 26/10/2007

    A man has been placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.

    Robert Stewart was discovered in his room by two cleaners at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, south west Scotland, in October last year.
    On Wednesday Mr Stewart admitted to sexual breach of the peace in Ayr Sheriff Court, where depute fiscal Gail Davidson described how he had been found by the hostel workers.
    She said: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.
    "They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down.
    "The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."
    Both witnesses, who were extremely shocked, notified the hotel manager, who in turn alerted the police.
    Mr Stewart was placed on the sex offenders’ register but his sentence was deferred until next month.
    He is not the first man to be convicted of a sexual offence involving an inanimate object, however.
    Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.

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    to close to home for me
     
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    that's one ride the bike wasn't expecting
     
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    lokki JUNGLIST FROM DEYA

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    Why is he on the sex offenders register? That’s stupid. Was it someone elses bike??
     
  5. SIRUS

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    must have been a childs bike!
     
  6. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    scholes type of comment glenemy if that is your name
     
  7. glenemy

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    it's fuckin crazy putting down on the sex offender list for that I could understand if he did it in the middle of the road.
     
  8. glenemy

    glenemy Enemy is here

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    my name's Glenn but I used to be Dj Enemy so i combined the two
     
  9. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yep, american legislation though, you can get arrested for having sex in a bed at home in some parts of that country. with a dead eagle, in your mates cousins home.
     
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    glenemy Enemy is here

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    did you mean u can get arrested for fuckin a dead eagle in your mates cousin's home, if so any one caught doing that deserve's a tin of whoopass opened in there general direction
     
  11. mesh

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    yeah, where is scholes with his usual triple entendre?


    anyway, sick fucker. but in all seriousness where are we at when this can actually land you on a sex offenders register? I blame Mel Gibson.
     
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    reporter's say the bike will never be rode the same way again, sorry about that just couldn't resist
     
  13. Dustek

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    There are kids in America who are in prison for having sex. Teen with teen.

    The age of consent here is 15. That means you be a respectable non-criminal here for something that in the US would get you sent to prison for a decade, raped and put on a list of sex offenders. Its also fine in the US to kill people in the name of the state while not being allowed to drink. I'm talking about the age you can join the army (21) and the age you can start drinking (17).

    I'm reminded of the situation with Hitlerjugend soldiers. 15 year olds were being sent to defend the Reich, that is dealing every day with all the horrors of war. On leave, they were not allowed to go to cinemas for adult films. Adult, as in films with very vague allusions to sex. Oh and they were not allowed to smoke. Even though they got cigarettes with their army rations.
     
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    scholes Waffley Versatile

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    Both choppers were indecently exposed.
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    I thought it was a Harley Davison. Because they are sexy!
     
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    thats when u kno the world is commin 2 an end....
     
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    aha sexing his fucking bike