Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Catsel, Nov 28, 2012.
Land lubber Lu
Hmmmm...If the shit really did hit the fan not everyone would fit on board. In fact I'm pretty sure he'd have to fit gun turrets on the boat to survive..
This is what happens when you watch Evan Almighty on acid
he could of just moved into a block of flats doe... 15th floor biz
think i would've torn my eyes out before getting round to building an ark
its shit like this that makes me hope the world does come to an end
evan almighty... that the jim carry movie? he went through a spell of uttely worthless romantic comedies with a zany/wacky/loopy twist to them in the late 90s. come to think of it, the list of films hes done with some actual substance to to them is very short. not hating on pet detective mind that one is right up there with mask and eternal sunshine. speaking of watching his stuff on acid, i once caught him on jay leno plugging his new film, me myself and irene, and i have scars in my brain that will never heal from that performance.
that's bruce almighty...which is the tits, at least it was before the 50th time i saw it...evan almighty is the godawful follow-up that barely anyone remembers.
im pretty sure that wont float
good luck with that lu
when you say the tits, do you actually mean that its a good film? for it is not, it is a repugnant vile celluloid abomination. ive seen it once. once and i know it by heart and damn you jools its all coming back to me now. the emails? the moon? the claw? the jennifer aniston? the god cannot command love in people, why isnt there a function that makes the text bend in a downwards curve whilst getting all messy, that would beat any emoticon, easily. can we get that? somehow? but theres a sequel then. ok ill go watch trailer. come back in all likelyhood with diminished will to live.
Doesnt look sea worthy at all. Fail.
haha and its for the MAYAN apocalypse!! their 'prediction' of the time and date went from fiery revelations style haranguing specifying clearly it was to happen in london on may the 12th at precisely three pm, and when it didnt happen, in fact i remember that day, it was really nice outside, it got pushed back a little, something to do with miscalculating and that, then it didnt happen again, and then that went on through out the rest of the year and i believe they are now saying it might happen sometime in the coming 500 years, and youll have to excuse us but 'advanced for our time' still means by todays standards they were fucking daft
why he not just buy a decent fucking boat.
I think he would have been better of with a bouncy castle
dude couldve used that in Japan last year. wouldve been a hero
what about those americans that are turning old missle silos into houses for 2012
whats a missle silo?
I silo for missiles one would assume.
Think theyre referring to these (probably a lot of bigger than this one though:
Used to store (often nuclear) missiles in the middle of nowhere without anyone knowing they exist.
Loads have been decomissioned and are being sold off, people are turning them into homes and stuff.
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