Making love to dnb

Yeh, Al Green and some soothing Motown would get me going if I was a lady.

Especially if I was singing it to me.

yeah u know! this record is like an automatic thong remover! strange how it works but im not one to question sucess!
 
i mostly wait for a tripple drop from the C before i get going. or just bang on a dirty hardware set.

or if im feeling sensual, a nice hospital mix.
 
Well to be fair if your making love to one song then I feel for the bird beneth ya! 5 minutes of passion and then song ends lol..

"Best mix to make love to" should be question, unless in, out, bosh, is your style :)

So on that note Weapons of Mass Creation 3 for me, lush tuneage for boneage!
 
limewax? current value? cor dear no! sexy times requires al greens greatest hits!
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i reckon some liquidy dnb would go down a treat! e.g just one second rmx, would have to get up every few mins and change the vinyl tho.. but i dont usually meet any chicas that can tolerate any dnb sadly!

I own that CD, bought it years back. (y)
 
There's probably various ways you could make love to a vinyl...

There's the "cram it through the whole in the middle" option.

Or the "needle" - where you stick your bell end on the vinyl as it goes round, much like a needle

Or the "scratch" - where you rub your knob back and forth to scratch a record.

Then you got a sleeve job, which says it all.

Then the vinyl sandwich, where you slam your knob inbetween two and go like hell.

There's potential here for a new porno genre.

I've TMed it now, by the way.
 
Yeh, but you like DnB....

Most girl I know/met/spoken to/aware of don't share the same passion for bass.

It's all RnB/commercial Hip Hop shite, Cheesy rock stuff or cheesy "fit" men stuff.

Edit: @ Sophie
 
J-Spot - It's Love - LOVE001

For those that know. ;)

Is the only d&b track I would ever consider fucking to.

/endthread.
 
Yeh, but you like DnB....

Most girl I know/met/spoken to/aware of don't share the same passion for bass.

It's all RnB/commercial Hip Hop shite, Cheesy rock stuff or cheesy "fit" men stuff.

Edit: @ Sophie

most girls pfffft.

if i hooked up with some guy and he busted out some cheese, id be outa that door so fast!
 
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