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  1. GreenBoy

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    "I Fucked Your Grandmother Because I smoked crack" :teeth: :lol:

    nice test
     
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    i hate a dog because thats what i'm
    not so funny
     
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    Sad but true
     
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    Bwhahahaha.

    Large amounts of win!
     
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    i got married with a drunk mexican because i smoked crack
     
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    nothing like a brisk jog with a corpse is there
     
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    i took a crap on a fat guy cause i hate life :D
     
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    i smoked weed with your mom because im sexy

    nothing i didnt knew really..
     
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    Wait, your birthday's on NYE too?
     
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    i need a porn star because i'm sexy
    haha