Make a slogan for yourself.

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  1. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Someone in my office came across this site.

    http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?

    Pretty funny.

    What's in your Borf?
    Devon Knows how they make Borf so creamy
    Borf: The other white meat
    Top breeders recomend Borf
    Get Borf or get out
    I wish they could all be Borf girls
    For that deep down body Borf
    I feel like Borf tonight

    Random words are funny...

    Have a break, have an anal
    We don't make anal, we make anal better
    Happiness is anal shaped

    Fresh from the captain's pussyflaps
    Ho ho ho, green pussyflaps
    The sweet you can eat between meals without ruining your pussyflaps
    Hand-built by pussyflaps
    Don't forget the pussyflaps, mum

    Welcome to cripple sex country
    Don't be vague, ask for cripple sex
     
  2. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    mus gone to stix
    nothing sucks like a stix
    you cant get quicker than a stix fitter
    lifes pretty straight without stix

    chortle chortle
     
  3. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    Every Kiss Begins With Chris.


    The Curiously Strong Chris
     
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  4. Subjekt Music

    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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    Wayne - It Looks Good On You
    See The Face You Love Light Up With Wayne
    Fresh From The Captains Wayne
    I Love What You Do For Wayne
    If You Really Want To Know, Look In The Wayne
    Promise Her Anything, But Give Her The Wayne

    Hehehe
     
  5. DJ_NoZ

    DJ_NoZ Rum & Ass

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    Feel the Noz.
    Don't just book it, Noz it.
     
  6. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    Onslaught saves your soul
    I cant believe i ate the Whole Onlsaught
    There's way more than one way to eat on Onlslaught
    Cant do it in real life? Do it on the on Onslaught
    Onslaught is good for you
    I cant beleive its not Onslaught
    Watch out there's an Onslaught about.

    Haha these are wicked.

    Im cucko for scissor sisters
    Your in good hands with scissor sisters
    I think therefore scissor sisters

    Its just me and my rugby playing women

    Lifes pretty straight without Jade Goody :rofl:

    There aint no party like a Jade Gody party.
     
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  7. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    You'll Never Put A Better Bit Of Jizz On Your Knife
    Let Your Fingers Do the Walking Through the Jizz
    Mild Green Faggot Liquid
    Half the Faggot, All the Taste
    The Embers Breaks Effect
    Embers Breaks Really Satisfies
    New Thinking. New Aids Burger
    Turn Loose The Aids Burger
    The Curiously Strong Aids Burger
    Fly The Friendly Hot Spicy Boner
    There Ain't No Party Like A Hot Spicy Boner Party

    haha this shits funny
     
  8. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    We Don't Make Spaff. We Make Spaff Better.
    It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Spaff.
    Tense, Nervous, Spaff?
    Uh-oh, Better Get Spaff.
    We're Always Low Spaff.
    The Appliance of Spaff
    Simple Impartial Spaff.
    Ding-Dong! Spaff Calling!
     
  9. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    whats spaff?lol
     
  10. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    spunk... good word too (y)
     
  11. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    never herd it before but it does work i may have to go spaff on someone
     
  12. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    <div style="background:#fff; text-align:center; padding:8px 32px;margin:0px 10%;border:8px #cca solid;color:#000"><p style="font-size:1.6em;font-family:impact,verdana,arial; margin:16px; color:#000">It's Greddie Time.</p><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi" method="get">Enter a word for your own slogan: <input type="text" name="word" SIZE=10> <input type="submit" value="Generate" class="button"></form><p style="font-size:0.6em; padding:0px">Generated by the <a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan"><b>Advertising Slogan Generator</b></a>. Get <a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan?word=greddie">more greddie slogans</a>.</p></div>

    ---------- Post added at 12:58 ---------- Previous post was at 12:57 ----------

    ...whatever it said: "Its Greddie Time"

    but it really isnt
     
  13. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    my slogan is "all this wanky skintness will pay off one day..."
     
  14. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    you mean when hitler rises up again and ur his right hand wanky man
     
  15. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    what u mean? i AM the fuhrer......
     
  16. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    na ur spiderfuhrer theres a difference you can still jack hitlers hot spicy boner!:teeth:
     
  17. DJ_NoZ

    DJ_NoZ Rum & Ass

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    Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey Pissflaps?
    Power For Your Pissflaps.
    It's Not TV. It's Pissflaps.
    Obey Your Pissflaps.
    With A Name Like Pissflaps, It Has To Be Good.
    Live in Your Pissflaps, Play in Ours.
    Next to the Breast, Pissflaps's the Best.

    Win. :teeth:
     
  18. Jwood27

    Jwood27 VICTIM

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    i'd like to but the world a James
    No one does chicken like James
    Go on, get your James out
     
  19. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    when you've got AdhD, Flaunt it
    Ho Ho Ho Green AdhD
    i like the AdhD in you
    go on Get your adhD out
     
  20. DJ_NoZ

    DJ_NoZ Rum & Ass

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    I have to say, this is the most fun I've had at work in some time.

    The Anal Beads of Champions.

    Get Fisting or Get Out.

    Things Go Better with Women Cooking.