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  1. bulletstorm

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    This is what I mailed to the booking agency of one of the worst dj's in the scene.

    "Dear Tim,

    I saw that your company is the booking agency for Grooverider.
    I've seen three of his shows and his mixes were complete trainwrecks, he is without a doubt one of the worst dj's at the moment.
    So I decided to send you a message about the possibility of adding a proper dj to your line-up.
    I'm from dj collective Bulletstorm and we succeed Grooverider on every aspect of live performance,
    check out my latest demomix:
    http://soundcloud.com/bulletstorm/spread-the-music-podcast-mixed

    I would gladly hear about the possibilties.

    Greetings,

    Lucas"

    xD
     
  2. dirty breaks

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    Re: mailing Grooveriders booking agency xD

    good luck getting any decent bookings in the future... :rolleyes:
     
  3. d-low

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    what are you after? you want a medal for being an idiot?
     
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    Ugh
     
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    Re: mailing Grooveriders booking agency xD

    Bit rude mate, he's still a better DJ than you
     
  7. dirty breaks

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    can someone move this to general section so that even more people can laugh at his stupidity?
     
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    Re: mailing Grooveriders booking agency xD

    Even though a stupid thing to do. Correct he is. Grooverider is toilet these days.
     
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    Re: mailing Grooveriders booking agency xD

    Grooverider has always been dreadful. The worst thing about his mixing is that he doesnt care when he's train wrecking so those mixes go on forever. I've even been tempted to lean over and speed the tune up for him. Not even sure why other people would try and defend one of the worst kept secrets in DNB.
     
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    Re: mailing Grooveriders booking agency xD

    good idea..
     
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    Re: mailing Grooveriders booking agency xD

    Well done you've just insulted one of the most influential DJs in the game. I'd delete this thread as quick as possible and try and pretend this never happened.

    Moron.
     
  13. dirty breaks

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    Not gonna stop that email from landing in Grooveriders agent's inbox though is it? this thread should stay as a lesson to all...
     
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    Re: mailing Grooveriders booking agency xD

    What did u expect to achieve with this srsly ? :lol:
     
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    Re: mailing Grooveriders booking agency xD

    I thought it was funny.
     
  16. Nakamp

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    xD
     
  17. WhoSayReload?

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    Re: mailing Grooveriders booking agency xD

    Hope he comes to find you, he's usually in a bad mood as well haha. Want to annoy any more huge black men? Why not give Det's agency a bell, and whilst your at chase after that Clayton dude.
    :teeth:
     
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    lmao!
     
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    Well that's riders career over then.

    Shamed worse than mistabishi
     
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