Magneto is real i tell you!!! REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Sammy Dexcell, May 16, 2011.

  1. Sammy Dexcell

    Sammy Dexcell Stop editing my profile Smarty!

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  2. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    fork this kid....








    ...what? too spoon?
     
  3. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Having superpowers is no excuse for being fat. Personally I blame the parents...
     
  4. Original Nuttah

    Original Nuttah They Call My Dad Machete

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    Haha, how does he do that then? the gravitational force of him cus he's so fat? :D
     
  5. Sammy Dexcell

    Sammy Dexcell Stop editing my profile Smarty!

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    the power lies in the moobs!!!
     
  6. JHSE23

    JHSE23 the yen

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    There could be a massive magnet on his back or behind him.

    ummmmm,

    He could of eaten a load of magnets.

    urrrmmmm,

    Hes a hugely important scientific case but nobody happens to care.

    Thats me pooked
     
  7. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Plausible.
     
  8. JHSE23

    JHSE23 the yen

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    Perhaps .....


    (i just wanted to get my 100th post)
     
  9. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    eating the magnets wouldnt work, cos opposites attract and same poles reppell and all the caper, i tihnk he is just dribbled honey from the 1000's of pancakes he mum feeds him everymorning and the shit jus sticks to that.
     
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    Dagz Well-Known Member

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    so it begins.....





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  11. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yeah. cept its not really like magneto is it, not as such. magneto is a nearly a god and in terms of power this guy can eat all the pie and gravy. i dont see how its very exceptional, most any fatty can do that.
     
  12. Original Nuttah

    Original Nuttah They Call My Dad Machete

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    He probably has sticky sweat being fat and all. The spoons stick to that.. :D

    I laugh how he's suddenly treated like jesus or something in that video trying to heal people haha..
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    haha lets stick forks an spoons to the fat kid
     
  15. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    I didnt think remote controls were particularily attracted to magnets?
     
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    T:M Dusty Techno Workout

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    I don't think they are either, too much plastic, and very little metal in it. Same thing for the cellphone or whatever the hell that is on his shoulder.
     
  17. djad

    djad leo the lion

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    If he had a walkman would ne blank the tape? also the irony that he has cutlery and a pan stuck to him and the remote cause hes such a couch potato fat boy..

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    I bet more then one person looked at his nipples lol..
     
  18. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    djad leo the lion

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    Whats more interesting is that feller who got arrested dressed as batman!!