Anyone play this at all? For those who don't know, it's for nerdy nerds like me who want to control a plane of existence with all of the magic you've discovered in the multiverse of which only you and other Planeswalkers know of. Come at me, bro.
oh shit that reminds me of quite a while ago. i think i started to play it when i was 8 but unfortunately i lost the interest in it
Yeah I'm always playing it, currently in control of a prdyb stalking the fryggs of the coast of Juricon. Yesterday I was an old woman cooking a fried breakfast for her abusive Italian husband, all I wanted to do was leave him, stuck on that level for 40 years.
are you sure they have that level, i mean goblin, dwarf, warlock etc, but abusive italian husband is a class i never did hear of
Forage in the undergrowth for little bits of moss, build the moss into a big pile, dream of the moss, but never let it take over your soul. When the moss is of sufficent size, take all your cloths off, stand on top of the moss, take a little wee. You now have a better understanding of your ancestors.
if youre stood on leidseplein in amsterdam and you look south east, towards the little square with the comedy cafe and the oversized chess board, look on top of the arches, it reads something like 'humanus non in ventum urinat' which translates roughly to 'man should not piss in the wind' (its true, look for yourself), we just discovered this the other day.
So, despite the building telling you not to, you and your mates still communally pissed into the wind. I dont trust buildings either, buildings generally lie, espescially libraries.
we also have the ORLY plaza, out by sloterdijk. its true, i couldnt believe my eyes like five years ago when that was all the rage.
We have the gay bar The Granby with a sign saying Entrance at the Rear, believe my you dont wanna accidently stumble round the rear of that place, it resides in Cemetary Junction, Ricky Gervais made a movie about it, the junction that is not the gay bar.
I used to play when I was a small kid a great game really the best card game I know. In my travels in far east across the snowy mountains of Nepal lies Japan where I drafted a lot and hustled cards for money and food. I even went top2 in a prerelease sealed draft tournament in Nagoya which is kinda big I mean these jappos can really play cards man. Drafting is where you pick cards that are randomly given to you and you must construct a deck with those given cards and there's really an infinite amount of strategy involved in the cards alone not forgetting manacurves and overall mana/land control, combos, bluffing and the metagame even. edit: Staying on the topic there was this really dorky place I used play in it was in a mall of a small town. There was a poorly written sign that read "魔女の森" and it translates to "Forest of the Witch".
you were a... card hustler. deeply engorged in the underground world of playing with magic the gathering playing cards. that you can buy at the tobacconists. or specialized stores. mmm ok yeah, i feel zoolander coming on for some reason
