Madonna : Would you let her wank you

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Radius, Jul 29, 2009.

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Would you let Maddonna Wank you

  1. Yeah Sure

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  2. Not Sure

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  3. No she'd rip my bell end off

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  4. no she'd flick my bean into outer space

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  1. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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  2. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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  3. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    her arms scare me, but id have sex with them
     
  4. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    She'd probably give a great power wank.
     
  5. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Id say yes, theres a chance shed rip it off just make sure theres a bag of frozen peas nearby and have the phone number of a decent surgeon

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  6. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    Grotesque, those arms could grind meat all day long.
     
  7. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    Shes Hench, blatently would just rip your cock of with one foul swoop.
     
  8. Junglist_007

    Junglist_007 learning difficulties

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  9. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    If you were ot allow here to rub ya member, do you think she would see the funny side of a rendition of "Like a virgin" whilst she rubs ?
     
  10. BoudiCat

    BoudiCat SERIAY.

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    her arms are well veiny. also, what is HILF on toejam's pic?
     
  11. Sammy Dexcell

    Sammy Dexcell Stop editing my profile Smarty!

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    hand ide like to fuck?
     
  12. danfreeman1

    danfreeman1 Active Member

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    deffo....as long as there's a porn mag on her head
     
  13. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    No she was past it along time ago, an she should defo stop wearing leotards! It knocks me sick.
     
  14. moriaty

    moriaty Active Member

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    maybe id shit in her mouthif she paid me enough..
     
  15. Fortune^

    Fortune^ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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    I'd let her do it, only if it was a pitch black room with a red strobe whilst a learner DJ mixed limewax with clipz with hospital, all out of key and clanged throughout.
     
  16. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    Fury-wank FTW.
     
  17. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    absolutley!
    i'd whip out my phone, film away, splurt away, zip up, look her right in the knees and say thank u v much madge! you've been a great help!
    then proceed to dial the news of the world, tell them what happend and that she tried to buy my kids before they had a chance to be fertilized and BAM pay day come my way!
     
  18. Fortune^

    Fortune^ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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    There's probably an app on the iphone to let this actually happen to you.
     
  19. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    DAMN she looks rank. :(
     
  20. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I'd like to watch her, Shirley off Eastenders & Whinehouse suck the rancid off-white creamy residue, off each others oversized & septic Labia.
     
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