Machette, The Film

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  1. Snipaz

    Snipaz I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    slimbo011 I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    i want.........
     
  3. Snipaz

    Snipaz I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    haha it did
     
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  4. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    its just a trailer i think it was never made!
    an yea the samples are obviously from it!
     
  5. Snipaz

    Snipaz I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    WHAT A CRACK UP...........when he's got a mini gun on the bike at the end......classic
     
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    the_voice Active Member

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    i like this moive
     
  7. Jacomelli

    Jacomelli J4COM3LL1

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    he is an ugly lookin git, n e..

    Machette!!! :lol: gets me every tym.
     
  8. Blurr

    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    kind of, there was originally the spoof trailer then he appeared in a film called "Planet Terror" and now because Hazard made such a banging tune its gonna be a movie :teeth:

    last bit's not completely true but it is rumoured that there's a full feature of Machete, and his full name Isidoro 'Machete' Cortez for any who wants to know
     
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    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    was a "fake" trailer for grindhouse. but there was talk of actually making it. Trejo is a legend in the game fo sho
     
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    DJ_DAFT is back

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    A mexican no one wants to fuck with. LOL!

    See the chaingun on his harley. :antitank:
     
  11. Kickback

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    This is just a fake trailer for the film collection Grindhouse (Planet Terror & Death Proof), wicked films btw. watch if u can.

    I heard they were talking about making Machete lol
     
  12. robhicks1

    robhicks1 Nuts about Zoo

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    'They just fucked with the wrong Mexican' lol.
    Priceless.
     
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    Dustek Finished the PhD

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  14. Snipaz

    Snipaz I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    I know i know i hit a nerve....sorry to wake you from your slumber man
     
  15. justin_credible

    justin_credible Lurker

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    I hope they dont make this to be honest. It would take away the effect of making mock up trailers to sit between two films.
    I remember seeing this trailer and thinking it would make a sweet sample in a track tho, guess i was beaten to it!
     
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    Fazer wat

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    It's getting released but Robert Rodriguez says he's working on Sin City 2 and 3 first
     
  18. deadaelus

    deadaelus Laughter in the Slaughter

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    This is so 2007
     
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    DJHaze I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    ha i reckon it will be a alaugh when its made. does the samples from eddie k planet terror come from that planet terror film aswell then?
     
  20. RevTech

    RevTech Butthole=output transduce

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    Thought this should still be under machete control...

    Least we shows the noobs our mascot.

    (not really)