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[jmzmaloney]

Bump

 

[DJ NUERA]

hahah I remember this. INCREDIBLE.

 

[jmzmaloney]

I think when Gumby got really angry was when there was 10+ Machete threads on the forum. I actually got lost that day, couldnt work out what the hell was going on. Machete this, machete that, Machete Jaydan remix, Machete Machete Machete. I think theres actually a screen shot of it in Tuna's "Everything On A Waffle Thread".

 

[OCR]

 

[$pyto]

You know that feeling you get, say if you're walking down the street and you see an overweight, overtangoed peroxide-haired 'face like a back of a bus' local slosher trying to squeeze into the latest Primarni two-piece with muffin-top spilling flab everywhere as she smokes a Sovereign through her nostrils...and you think "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!! GO HOME AND NEVER RETURN AGAIN!!"....

...yeah that's how I feel when I see threads like this.

 

[dnbkingz]

If you're going to hire Machete to kill the bad guy, you'd better make damn sure the bad guy isn't you

 

[DJ Spliff]

 

[Floating Hunter]

read through all 5 pages and i think ive come out a little dumber

 

[Jwood27]

well that was 13 wasted pages of my life.

amusing though

 

[jmzmaloney]

Read this then, some of dnbs most vital information was passed in this thread http://dnbforum.com/showthread.php?58418-THE-I-LOVE-HATE-JUMP-UP-DEATH-ARENA&highlight=

 

[djmotiondnb]

Read this then, some of dnbs most vital information was passed in this thread http://dnbforum.com/showthread.php?58418-THE-I-LOVE-HATE-JUMP-UP-DEATH-ARENA&highlight=

ha quality

 

[Jwood27]

Read this then, some of dnbs most vital information was passed in this thread http://dnbforum.com/showthread.php?58418-THE-I-LOVE-HATE-JUMP-UP-DEATH-ARENA&highlight=

that thread is genius, probably belongs in waffle along with this thread just for the lols