Lying blind tram driver disapprecation thread

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  1. Dustek

    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    I haven't mentioned this yet but I bought a Mini Cooper S last week.

    Like this:
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    Anyway I was driving it today. Its a marvelous car and I love it.

    I was standing at an intersection when a frigging tram hit me!

    The bastard was immobile before I reached the intersection and basically started and then hit me in the ass!

    I blew my top. :fuckjoo:

    Some witnesses turned up and said that it was a clear case of his fault.

    He then tried lying to the police :cops: but they weren't having any thanks to the witnesses. If not for them I'd be f******* because I was the one the cops breathalysed, not him! It really was unbelievable, a tram hit a stationary car!

    :chainsaw:

    Insurance will cover it but my lovely new car will spend some time in the shop :(

    :grrrrr:
     
  2. sdm

    sdm This is Dog Fort

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    Bastard tram drivers, glad we don't have those dain saff!
     
  3. mesh

    mesh Active Member

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    I live in a town with loads of trams, and funnily enough my tram-driver next door neighbour lost his driving licence due to a car accident that was his fault, and so he can't drive trams either.

    Its funny, I have a feeling he is the same tram driver I abused about a year ago for fucking up some late night tram run I was on. Decent bloke but a complete bogan.


    ps - nice car, where do you put the batteries? :crazy:
     
  4. Dustek

    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    The batteries (y) are (is) in the back because the supercharged engine takes up all the room at the front :teeth:

    It looks like a gay toy but it is faster than 90% of cars on the road. Oh and as my gf said, its a bird magnet. Maybe because birds love gays.

    Worrying thing is that people say it suits me. :borat:
     
  5. mesh

    mesh Active Member

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    yeah man I know those engines can rip it, it actually scares me how fast they can make a little box go !
     
  6. apples

    apples WINNER is back ;)

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    hehe! new mini's are looovely, i used to drive one when i worked for a well known drink company and i bloody loved it! its basically a beamer in a smaller package haha :D

    shame bout yours though....how long will it take to repair?
     
  7. Dustek

    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    Two weeks :(

    And I don't get any car to drive despite the Mini Assistance program because I drove it myself to the garage (if it had been towed, I'd get a nice beemer).
     
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    apples WINNER is back ;)

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    bummer!! i dad crashed his beamer few weeks ago took them 4 weeks to repair!! but its now guranteed again so the price doesnt drop :)
     
  9. Flatmatt

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    I have to say i don't care for the new mini's, they aren't really mini any more, i reckon they should be called "midi's" and then it would be socially acceptable!

    :teeth:

    on the flipside, i have driven one (illegally, i don't have a licence!) and the things corner like they're on rails, great fun to drive!!
     
  10. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    haha a mini what a faggot
     
  11. Dustek

    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    Like I said, its a gaymobile. :borat: :borat: :borat:
     
  12. apples

    apples WINNER is back ;)

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    jealousy is an ugly emotion :teeth:
     
  13. Dustek

    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    Got the mini back from the garage yesterday. Wankers misfitted the boot door and I'm sending it back next week. Ruined my day!
     
  14. soundgirl

    soundgirl Queen of the Stupids

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    sorry to hear about your accident. but hey, it couldn't have happened to a gayer car.

    ;)
     
  15. Dustek

    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    Gay it may be but its a faster love :borat:

    We need a George Michael emoticon.

    The car is fine now after getting the boot door refitted.
     
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    soundgirl, happy new year!
     
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    soundgirl Queen of the Stupids

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    happy new year, mate. :)