Lying blind tram driver disapprecation thread

Dustek

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I haven't mentioned this yet but I bought a Mini Cooper S last week.

Like this:


Anyway I was driving it today. Its a marvelous car and I love it.

I was standing at an intersection when a frigging tram hit me!

The bastard was immobile before I reached the intersection and basically started and then hit me in the ass!

I blew my top. :fuckjoo:

Some witnesses turned up and said that it was a clear case of his fault.

He then tried lying to the police :cops: but they weren't having any thanks to the witnesses. If not for them I'd be f******* because I was the one the cops breathalysed, not him! It really was unbelievable, a tram hit a stationary car!

:chainsaw:

Insurance will cover it but my lovely new car will spend some time in the shop :(

:grrrrr:
 

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I live in a town with loads of trams, and funnily enough my tram-driver next door neighbour lost his driving licence due to a car accident that was his fault, and so he can't drive trams either.

Its funny, I have a feeling he is the same tram driver I abused about a year ago for fucking up some late night tram run I was on. Decent bloke but a complete bogan.


ps - nice car, where do you put the batteries? :crazy:
 

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The batteries (y) are (is) in the back because the supercharged engine takes up all the room at the front :teeth:

It looks like a gay toy but it is faster than 90% of cars on the road. Oh and as my gf said, its a bird magnet. Maybe because birds love gays.

Worrying thing is that people say it suits me. :borat:
 

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yeah man I know those engines can rip it, it actually scares me how fast they can make a little box go !
 

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hehe! new mini's are looovely, i used to drive one when i worked for a well known drink company and i bloody loved it! its basically a beamer in a smaller package haha :D

shame bout yours though....how long will it take to repair?
 

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Two weeks :(

And I don't get any car to drive despite the Mini Assistance program because I drove it myself to the garage (if it had been towed, I'd get a nice beemer).
 

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Two weeks :(

And I don't get any car to drive despite the Mini Assistance program because I drove it myself to the garage (if it had been towed, I'd get a nice beemer).
bummer!! i dad crashed his beamer few weeks ago took them 4 weeks to repair!! but its now guranteed again so the price doesnt drop :)
 

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I have to say i don't care for the new mini's, they aren't really mini any more, i reckon they should be called "midi's" and then it would be socially acceptable!

:teeth:

on the flipside, i have driven one (illegally, i don't have a licence!) and the things corner like they're on rails, great fun to drive!!
 

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Got the mini back from the garage yesterday. Wankers misfitted the boot door and I'm sending it back next week. Ruined my day!
 

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Gay it may be but its a faster love :borat:

We need a George Michael emoticon.

The car is fine now after getting the boot door refitted.
 
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