That time of day is approaching. So, what will you all be yamming? Today, I'm packing a seriously hench bit of peppered tiger bread (if anything it's too big) with a generous layer of immitation 'I Can't Believe It's Not Utterly Butter Me Up' spread, complete with fat slabs of creamy French brie, thick bits of sweet cure ham and a good serving of lettuce. I also have a Cadbury's Milk Chocolate Cake Bar and a clementine. Touch me.