Lord Ahmed puts £10m bounty for Barack Obama and George W. Bush?

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A British peer has allegedly announced a £10-million bounty for Barack Obama and George W. Bush, prompting his suspension from the UK’s Labour party. Lord Ahmed denies this, saying his comments about the Iraq and Afghanistan wars were misunderstood.
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proof that waffle ahmed is a cunt??

Lord Ahmed, whose actual name is Nazir Ahmed, was born in Pakistan and became Britain’s first Muslim life peer. In 2009 he was jailed after causing a fatal car crash by sending and receiving text messages whilst driving.
 
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why was a Pakistani made a fuckin Lord?? wtf is that?

didn't Pakistan go to war with the British Raj way back when?

plus Ahemd is pakistani! cunt



















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my friend purchased a 1 square foot piece of land for under £100

officially he can now use the lord prefix
 

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really? if you own land you can be a lord?

what if you own a house?
Hate to put a dampener on it. But thats all bullshit. And it wouldnt be Lord anyway it would be Laird. But its all bullshit. The companies that do these simply change your name by deedpoll.... so if you name was previously Dave Gorman.... it would now be Lord Dave Gorman... as in.... your first name is Lord... not your title. They then try to officiate this by giving you the deeds to a tiny piece of land.... this is also bollocks.... you do get the land... but your leasing it not owning it and also... your name on the Title Deeds for the land is just your name... it doesnt display your Title.... so when you receive your deeds... they simply display your first and last name..... "Lord Gorman". Which to more stupid of the worlds population think that it makes you a Lord.


If you want to be a Lord in this way... simply go to deedpoll and change your first name to Lord. Job done. But it does not make you an actual Lord.
 
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