Looking for a cottage/hostel in the middle of nowhere to rent for a week

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  1. IFTN

    IFTN Active Member

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    Soo me and about 30-40 mates are looking to rent a cottage or hostel somewhere in the middle of nowhere for 5 or 6 nights in june/july, and wondering if anyone knows anyone/anywhere? it needs to be in the middle of nowhere so we can play loud music all night and not disturb anyone, but apart from that we're quite easy in terms of location etc.

    the main problem is our budget is quite small so we're looking for somewhere with about 10 beds and owners that would be cool with the rest of us just camping. ideally it would be somewhere that you can just rent the property and the grounds for a week for a flatrate and then have as many people camping/sharing beds as we want. either that or someone who charges per head but at a discounted prices for the ones who are camping (our budget is about £1500 for 4 or 5 nights)

    cheers!
     
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    Who the fuck has 40 mates? I'd never remember that many names.
     
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    i guess i'm just really popular. and also clever and good at remembering things
     
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    I presume you're talking about the UK even though you're based in Germany?
    I do know a place though that would be perfect (in theory), so let me remind myself about it whenever I check this thread in the future after you've replied stating your interests and you can take it from there.
     
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    yep sorry, in the UK! i'll send you a PM
     
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    PM Borf. He runs a hostel for Cardiff Council and it's in the middle of nowhere, so it'll accommodate to your acquired tastes
     
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    will do man cheers!
     
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    wudnt it be easier to to just rock upto a random location with a giant tent n shit n just set up ur own place. if anyone asks whats going on. tell them they are lost.
     
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    Thank you for suggesting us Smarty.

    I've given the young man some further information, so hopefully he's up for partaking in the fun ;)
     
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    Sounds like you boys are planning a sacrifice, is that the deal?
     
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    yes. and where is stonehedge in all this
     
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    would make everythign so much more complicated. we'd need a hefty generator and cooking and shit would be so much harder
     
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    I don't think he wants to stay in my hostel :(
     
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    I didn't at first but after discussing it with my mates we might actually be down for it after all! Sent you a PM
     
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    Daffodils turned them?
     
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