LOGIKZ IS GONNA MONG YOU

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IF HE COMES IN HERE AND SEES ALL THESE WASTETHREADS. JUST A HEADS UP, SOMEONE BETTER START RIGHTING OUT SOME DEEEP INTELLIGENT/INTELLECTUAL/ABNORMAL INSERTIONS TO THE MAINFRAME
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So i was home alone the other night and my mom had just gone out to pick something up quick. I was miscin and i found a thread with some hot chick in it. So i googled her name and found some nice vid's of her. I was ready for some fappin' time but this time i was ultra horny and needed to spice it up. After thinking for like 5 minutes, I thought about how i never tried to stick my dick in the vacuum. So i got the vacuum brought it upstairs to my room. Now in my house i have one of those systems where you stick the vacuum in a hole in the wall. The vacuum then picks up the stuff and sends it thorough the piping in the house down to a container that you empty when its full. So anyways this hole is only available in the hallway near my bedroom. So i had to plug it in out there and run it into my bedroom. This hose is like 2 inches wide so my door wouldn't close fully. I shut it as far as i could and turned it on and started to go to town. I had the porn going as i was enjoying the suction downstairs. About a fuking minute later i heard my mom call my name from right outside my door, i like shat myself. She opens the door and sees me standing there with the vacuum on my dick. What else could i have done pulled the vacuum off while i had a massive erection? Now she told me shes disgusted with my actions. i hope she doesn't tell me dad...
 

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EAHEAHEAHEAR 1995, i had a feeling this would happen, so i came prepared.
since retaliation without quarter is all the rage right now i figured we smoke you moms. so i got OG Henny Loc on the corner, armed to the teeth, should it be she takes the bridge i got Big Hooty and Baba on the other side waiting in a black van. who takes care of you??
 

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So i was home alone the other night and my mom had just gone out to pick something up quick. I was miscin and i found a thread with some hot chick in it. So i googled her name and found some nice vid's of her. I was ready for some fappin' time but this time i was ultra horny and needed to spice it up. After thinking for like 5 minutes, I thought about how i never tried to stick my dick in the vacuum. So i got the vacuum brought it upstairs to my room. Now in my house i have one of those systems where you stick the vacuum in a hole in the wall. The vacuum then picks up the stuff and sends it thorough the piping in the house down to a container that you empty when its full. So anyways this hole is only available in the hallway near my bedroom. So i had to plug it in out there and run it into my bedroom. This hose is like 2 inches wide so my door wouldn't close fully. I shut it as far as i could and turned it on and started to go to town. I had the porn going as i was enjoying the suction downstairs. About a fuking minute later i heard my mom call my name from right outside my door, i like shat myself. She opens the door and sees me standing there with the vacuum on my dick. What else could i have done pulled the vacuum off while i had a massive erection? Now she told me shes disgusted with my actions. i hope she doesn't tell me dad...
jus explain to to her that you dont often get much and it was gettin a bit dusty down there......i dont see what the problem is.
 

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So i was home alone the other night and my mom had just gone out to pick something up quick. I was miscin and i found a thread with some hot chick in it. So i googled her name and found some nice vid's of her. I was ready for some fappin' time but this time i was ultra horny and needed to spice it up. After thinking for like 5 minutes, I thought about how i never tried to stick my dick in the vacuum. So i got the vacuum brought it upstairs to my room. Now in my house i have one of those systems where you stick the vacuum in a hole in the wall. The vacuum then picks up the stuff and sends it thorough the piping in the house down to a container that you empty when its full. So anyways this hole is only available in the hallway near my bedroom. So i had to plug it in out there and run it into my bedroom. This hose is like 2 inches wide so my door wouldn't close fully. I shut it as far as i could and turned it on and started to go to town. I had the porn going as i was enjoying the suction downstairs. About a fuking minute later i heard my mom call my name from right outside my door, i like shat myself. She opens the door and sees me standing there with the vacuum on my dick. What else could i have done pulled the vacuum off while i had a massive erection? Now she told me shes disgusted with my actions. i hope she doesn't tell me dad...
hahahahaha!
if thats true. gutting!
 

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So i was home alone the other night and my mom had just gone out to pick something up quick. I was miscin and i found a thread with some hot chick in it. So i googled her name and found some nice vid's of her. I was ready for some fappin' time but this time i was ultra horny and needed to spice it up. After thinking for like 5 minutes, I thought about how i never tried to stick my dick in the vacuum. So i got the vacuum brought it upstairs to my room. Now in my house i have one of those systems where you stick the vacuum in a hole in the wall. The vacuum then picks up the stuff and sends it thorough the piping in the house down to a container that you empty when its full. So anyways this hole is only available in the hallway near my bedroom. So i had to plug it in out there and run it into my bedroom. This hose is like 2 inches wide so my door wouldn't close fully. I shut it as far as i could and turned it on and started to go to town. I had the porn going as i was enjoying the suction downstairs. About a fuking minute later i heard my mom call my name from right outside my door, i like shat myself. She opens the door and sees me standing there with the vacuum on my dick. What else could i have done pulled the vacuum off while i had a massive erection? Now she told me shes disgusted with my actions. i hope she doesn't tell me dad...

Please say this is true :D
 
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