LOGIKZ IS GONNA MONG YOU

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  1. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    IF HE COMES IN HERE AND SEES ALL THESE WASTETHREADS. JUST A HEADS UP, SOMEONE BETTER START RIGHTING OUT SOME DEEEP INTELLIGENT/INTELLECTUAL/ABNORMAL INSERTIONS TO THE MAINFRAME
    (n):nutkick:
     
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    1995ting Active Member

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    So i was home alone the other night and my mom had just gone out to pick something up quick. I was miscin and i found a thread with some hot chick in it. So i googled her name and found some nice vid's of her. I was ready for some fappin' time but this time i was ultra horny and needed to spice it up. After thinking for like 5 minutes, I thought about how i never tried to stick my dick in the vacuum. So i got the vacuum brought it upstairs to my room. Now in my house i have one of those systems where you stick the vacuum in a hole in the wall. The vacuum then picks up the stuff and sends it thorough the piping in the house down to a container that you empty when its full. So anyways this hole is only available in the hallway near my bedroom. So i had to plug it in out there and run it into my bedroom. This hose is like 2 inches wide so my door wouldn't close fully. I shut it as far as i could and turned it on and started to go to town. I had the porn going as i was enjoying the suction downstairs. About a fuking minute later i heard my mom call my name from right outside my door, i like shat myself. She opens the door and sees me standing there with the vacuum on my dick. What else could i have done pulled the vacuum off while i had a massive erection? Now she told me shes disgusted with my actions. i hope she doesn't tell me dad...
     
  3. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    EAHEAHEAHEAR 1995, i had a feeling this would happen, so i came prepared.
    since retaliation without quarter is all the rage right now i figured we smoke you moms. so i got OG Henny Loc on the corner, armed to the teeth, should it be she takes the bridge i got Big Hooty and Baba on the other side waiting in a black van. who takes care of you??
     
  4. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    can we get rocksteady to confirm vacuum sex is considered beastiallity?
     
  5. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    OG HENNY LOC
     
  6. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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  7. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    jus explain to to her that you dont often get much and it was gettin a bit dusty down there......i dont see what the problem is.
     
  8. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    sorry Dan but thats just not cutting it try again
     
  9. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    hahahahaha!
    if thats true. gutting!
     
  10. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    what do you mean. have you never jus quickly hoovered ya bell end.
     
  11. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Haha, nah, never.
     
  12. Dj Dirty Pimp

    Dj Dirty Pimp Active Member

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    ive gotta admit, ive never done it either.

    although i mite by a hetty (henrys sister) just for this haha
     
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    I thought that bitch was over at the $20 sack pyramid motherfucker!
     
  14. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    Please say this is true :D
     
  15. DJHaze

    DJHaze I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    ofcourse its not true and yes it is beastiality.
     
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    anyone got a copy of Reason/Logic or anything or should I make a new thread on it :teeth:
     
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    your colonge smells of my childhood sexual
     
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  18. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    guys, come ahhnnnn!! wtf :mad: