Discussion in 'Waffle' started by MARKLAR, Apr 1, 2012.
are you kidding me i feel so fking good today i could i could i could... i could fking POP. whats this thread about? is it a beacon bacon joke or am i actually being called a special and loving person? BECAISE ill have you know i am in a fan-tastic mood i just had a girl over and shes a professional dancer, shes 1.58 cm tall you realize shes absolutely tiny gods i fucked her for hours, my flatmate is so cranky with me i kept him up he couldnt get one minute of sleep all night and the things this girl said to me i never heard, she started speaking italian and its brilliant i have new eyes now the network is vast where does the newborn go from here (who can spot that quote)
dont really see whats teef about this. do explain where my hairband is. so that i may wear it and look totally babe-ish
the only thing i understood was 1.58 cm tall
which is small, well played logz
thank you aj my negga you realize a fking professional dancer? she could bend her legs any which way i bloody well please, i had them tied behind her neck and all SORTS of athletics, i can not describe the vibe i get from doing thing like this, she was tiny, everything on her was perfect, like dancers usually are and her vag was miniscule i felt like trying to actually swallow her, like freddy in elmstreet 2 . she moaned and groaned in pain for which i would not apologize, the fact it hurts means my penis is monumental and for that i refuse to apologize. she said she understood, and took it like a champ, the enthusiasm that she showed was, and i dont think there is any other better word to describe this, remarkable. im lost for words to describe the vibe i get. love my friend. love.
good on you karlito
thank you buddy, glad you can appreciate another mans good fortune. sorry for saying karnage but its a bit out of character. or am i wrong here?
lol, bacon light
shut up tony.
I am no longer required in the topic
well man before you had this good fortune id say im just about in the same place you were
deadly serious, it feels good even though its not me
your name never was in the topic anthony. you are daft. some moght even say dafty beyond belief. but me, tony. me. i. i, i, i. i know something you dont know, and i got something to tell you. youre special. not an ordianry mother by any mreans. ive seen you dance, you, are, spectacular. eh? you know me guy. and i know you.
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thank you karnage, trust me old by, the tide will turn soon. you got to get out there though, to clubs and bars and a party where people wee on each other, if you stay home, youll never get laid. that might seem obvious but depression is a motherf$#ker
i know man, theres a couple of girls only a text away but somethings holding me back. its not letting me do it. not again
ok wait i just got this. its lamp related isnt it. facebooks something or other, is it not. cute and wholly without effect as per usual when andrew is involved, his lack of breeding and education evident.
She hates you secretly. She is also a man.
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