logikz is a glorious beacon of light

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  1. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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  2. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    Fixed.
     
  3. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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  4. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    are you kidding me i feel so fking good today i could i could i could... i could fking POP. whats this thread about? is it a beacon bacon joke or am i actually being called a special and loving person? BECAISE ill have you know i am in a fan-tastic mood i just had a girl over and shes a professional dancer, shes 1.58 cm tall you realize shes absolutely tiny gods i fucked her for hours, my flatmate is so cranky with me i kept him up he couldnt get one minute of sleep all night and the things this girl said to me i never heard, she started speaking italian and its brilliant i have new eyes now the network is vast where does the newborn go from here (who can spot that quote)
     
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  5. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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  6. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    dont really see whats teef about this. do explain where my hairband is. so that i may wear it and look totally babe-ish
     
  7. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    the only thing i understood was 1.58 cm tall

    which is small, well played logz
     
  8. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    thank you aj my negga you realize a fking professional dancer? she could bend her legs any which way i bloody well please, i had them tied behind her neck and all SORTS of athletics, i can not describe the vibe i get from doing thing like this, she was tiny, everything on her was perfect, like dancers usually are and her vag was miniscule i felt like trying to actually swallow her, like freddy in elmstreet 2 . she moaned and groaned in pain for which i would not apologize, the fact it hurts means my penis is monumental and for that i refuse to apologize. she said she understood, and took it like a champ, the enthusiasm that she showed was, and i dont think there is any other better word to describe this, remarkable. im lost for words to describe the vibe i get. love my friend. love.
     
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  9. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    good on you karlito (y)
     
  10. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    thank you buddy, glad you can appreciate another mans good fortune. sorry for saying karnage but its a bit out of character. or am i wrong here?
     
  11. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    lol, bacon light

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  12. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    shut up tony.
     
  14. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    I am no longer required in the topic
     
  15. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    well man before you had this good fortune id say im just about in the same place you were

    deadly serious, it feels good even though its not me
     
  16. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    your name never was in the topic anthony. you are daft. some moght even say dafty beyond belief. but me, tony. me. i. i, i, i. i know something you dont know, and i got something to tell you. youre special. not an ordianry mother by any mreans. ive seen you dance, you, are, spectacular. eh? you know me guy. and i know you.

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    thank you karnage, trust me old by, the tide will turn soon. you got to get out there though, to clubs and bars and a party where people wee on each other, if you stay home, youll never get laid. that might seem obvious but depression is a motherf$#ker
     
  17. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    i know man, theres a couple of girls only a text away but somethings holding me back. its not letting me do it. not again
     
  18. Jwood27

    Jwood27 VICTIM

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    excellent
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    ok wait i just got this. its lamp related isnt it. facebooks something or other, is it not. cute and wholly without effect as per usual when andrew is involved, his lack of breeding and education evident.
     
  20. Moskit

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    She hates you secretly. She is also a man.