lock stock and two smoking barrells

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  1. DJHaze

    DJHaze I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    ive fallen in love with this film. every scene is immense.

    an ive realised it pisses ovre snatch too.

    anyone seen that new GR film rocknrolla? it doesnt compare.

    wanna sandwich bacon?
     
  2. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    yeah lock stock is sick.
    rocknrolla is pretty poor only scene i liked was wen he kicks the shit out the bouncer
     
  3. NastyLimbCheat

    NastyLimbCheat Active Member

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    i like both snatch and lock stock, both films have some well good characters like vinnie jones's touch guy and pitts crazy irish guy
     
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    my fav film of all time, fucking love it

    lenny mclean aka "the guv'nor" is sick in it

    I'm reading his autobiography atm and its sick, if you don't know then get to know!

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  5. Lunos

    Lunos Active Member

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    just watched it again on Sky Movies

    "guns for show, knives for a pro"


    one of the best gangster films ever made
     
  6. Textbook

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    definitely a siick film. Highly underrated.

    heard rocknrolla is quite crap though.
     
  7. DJHaze

    DJHaze I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    Unlesswanna be counting the finger that you aint got! i suggest you find those guns


    QUICK!
     
  8. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    Sick film love it
     
  9. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Rocknrolla was real shit werent it and it pretty much stole its ending from another film.
     
  11. Mr G

    Mr G Old Cunt From 19 Longtime

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    Fucking northen monkeys!!!
     
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    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    Fucking Southern Fairies
     
  13. Mr G

    Mr G Old Cunt From 19 Longtime

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    Just quoting BIG Lenny, no need to get personal now ;o)
     
  14. KEMZ

    KEMZ Blatant Royal Status

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    'when you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop...know what i mean?'

    'shotguns....you mean, like guns that fire shots?'
    'thats right.....guns that fire shots, you must be the brains then'

    Lenny Mclean is a LEGEND!

    the uncut version is the best one, has Lenny doing a few extra bits in it, extended scenes like when he goes 'if you dont want to be counting the fingers you havent got......i suggest you get those guns....QUICK!.......now fuck off.......you scouse cunts'

    hahahahahaha
     
  15. Mr G

    Mr G Old Cunt From 19 Longtime

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    Your quoting Snatch at the end there brother.
     
  16. duffer

    duffer Under Mi SensI...........

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    Good shout, Realy interesting read. Lenny Mclean was a true hard bastard, but a true gentlemen aswell.

    Lock stock and snatch are my favourite films ever. So many funny quotes from these films. Tyrone vinne and sol are legends.

    Done a rally course aint ya tyrone?
     
  17. DJHaze

    DJHaze I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    there were a few quirky little one liners, apart from that, nothing special.
     
  18. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    Ive read that Lenny McLean book and although it is good, I cant help but get the feeling he talks himself up a bit too much.

    Lock Stocks a true classic...
     
  19. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    Ay I was just quoting the scouser :D
     
  20. Mr G

    Mr G Old Cunt From 19 Longtime

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    Yeah i know, i just had a re-think....bit jaded today :rinsed: