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There's a guy I've seen walk around Bristol, who has his entire head tattooed. He wears like old 70s punk clothes, and his head is like a greeny blue colour where the tattoo has gone all old and horrible.

He's a bit of a wierdo.
 

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There's a guy I've seen walk around Bristol, who has his entire head tattooed. He wears like old 70s punk clothes, and his head is like a greeny blue colour where the tattoo has gone all old and horrible.

He's a bit of a wierdo.
I think i know who you mean does he wear bracies and doc martins and look like a loon??.... always drinkin super tennants etc
 

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In Guildford we have a bearded lady.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWOFKOY4zsc

She spends her days wondering around Guildford slowly ensuring she gets noticed by everyone. Rumour has it she uses herbal essences on her beard (in case you were wondering how she keeps it in such good condition)

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i had her in my friends on myspaz.

in blackpool the nippiman is king. he has a little vehicle that does about 15 mph.

heres me havin a sneaky piccy took in the nippi mobile whilst he was doin some shoppin.



http://www.myspace.com/nippiman
 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bsjna2iFCSw&feature=related

We have Toy Mic Trevor in Caaardiff!

This guy sings at nearly all Rugby games in the alleyway between Boots and JD Sports (I think)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_R-w3zz6UE&feature=related

And then there is Ninjah! :not_worth Fuckin LEGEND!

And he's a really nice guy too.

But he plays the bins in Cardiff central, he's about 6ft 9 so he's not hard too miss :D

The exact two I was going to mention.



I done a duet with him once. "What a wonderful world" was the song. Pissed out my nut, and my mates laughing their head off. Think someone has the video somewhere.

He's a local celeb. He's even opened a few buildings.

Ninjah is a fucking headcase.

http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=ninjah&init=quick#/ninjahUK?ref=search&sid=620911489.3056117759..1

We also did have shakey hands man. He has shakey hands and always wanted to shake your hand. RIP.

 

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i havent seen him for years but this guy used to be a watford local. hes been on red dwarf before. literally his whole body is like that. i say keep it in the circus
 

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In Hull, we have the Bumblebee Lady. She's been dressed as a bumblebee, raising money for charity, in the the high street and shopping malls for decades.






We also have a homeless black lady who chases pigeons, shouts randomly to no-one and take shits in very public places. I saw her once get on a bus and squeeze out a loaf in the aisle, and then turn around and shout at all the passengers, calling them degenerates.
 

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about 6 doors down from my house is, what can only be described as a mental asylum.

This is in somerset, in a tiny town!! WTF are they doing there??

Anyway, theres a few. The guy who rocks back and forth on his feet and is banned from the Co-op for pissing on the papers. The woman who is ever so friendly but has a haircut fit for the shit hair cuts thread. Theres the gurning woman, always eating her face and always running away from the direction your coming, with one of the fattest asses ive ever seen bouncing along the pavement. Also the guy who screams out his window, leering at all the school kids. Finally, theres Kevin, good chap, you'll see him in a high viz jacket as he has a penchant for drinking lots of white cider and walking 3 miles to the next village at night. He always say hi, in his shy, spaz sorta way, good for a chat as well (weather and condition of roads are his favourite subjects) Just dont ever mention 'chicken dippers' or he will freak the fuck out. God knows whats happened to em all.

The whole troupe can sometimes be seen being led along for a nice walk, moaning and grumbling to themselves, its a sight to see i tells ya.
 
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