Living with Senile People

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  1. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    My step dad is becoming a legendary stupid racist

    I read the local news to him about another person jumping off a notorious suicide bridge in Ipswich

    Stepdad> probably another black

    Me > Eh? what you mean?

    Stepdad> Its always blacks jumping off the bridge, they cant handle it *mumbles at this point*

    Me> Don't think a single black person has ever thrown themselves off the bridge ever

    Stepdad> You Sure? It's always blacks, what was his name?

    Me> Cedric 62 from Stowmarket

    Stepdad> Oh......*he thinks a bit*......... too busy claiming money and dealing drugs i guess

    Me> who ? Cedric?

    Stepdad> No them blacks

    Me> oh (leaves room)

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    Relating to a programme about ladyboys and the surgery of cutting the the cock off to make a vagina

    > so how do they make the Citrus then?

    Me> Citrus?

    Stepdad does a flickbean gesture meaning clitoris, end game

    I ran out out of the room
     
  2. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    im not sure about this rich. its all a bit quannum and jommetry. i myself cant believe its fking thursday and i hear the calling clearly from the green city below the waves. hey did you know bigcockfuck.nl doesnt exist, im seriouis, try it
     
  3. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Is he actually senile though? Because that would explain alot.
     
  4. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Tell me more about Cedric
     
  5. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Also I sense a bit of sexual tension between you and your step father.
     
  6. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    nevermind all that, cedric is clearly what this thing has been about all along, you will regale us with tales of cedric and his travels with high adventure. or else you f$#ing d$#$%#uck
     
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    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    I AM THE CIT COMMANDER!
     
  10. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-24949081
     
  12. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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  13. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    I think DNBASUCKZ was sent back here to warn us, but he forgot his mission.
    Hopped up on goofers.
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    fixed.
     
  15. Subjekt Music

    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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  16. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    but why, wayne?

    whats that in your sig adam, whats going on there, is that a... what is that, something from assassins?
     
  17. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Hahaha. I doff my cap at your knowledge of films Karl. It is indeed Assassins.