Living Together: The Wonderous Sensations; Sounds and Smells of Collective Dwelling.

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Dear sweet merciful mother of piss!! Does this one girl I live with ever piss me off!

If I wanted to be nagged all day I'd just not get dumped, yagetme?

I'm spending too much time on this forum, it's having a detrimental effect on my vocabulary an' ting.
 

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Re: Living Together: The Wonderous Sensations; Sounds and Smells of Collective Dwelli

I lived with a girl once. I ended up fucking hating her.
I now no longer live with said girl...
The end.
 

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I lived with a girl once.

Then I left her and her stupid OP of a son
 

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fuck her so getting nagged wouldnt be as hard.

or just move out or tell her to fuck the shit up - who is she to tell you anything!? lol.

---------- Post added at 08:40 ---------- Previous post was at 08:39 ----------

and yeah. beacause of that ^^^^ . ops a fag.
 

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my ex just got out the mental hospital and is moving to some other city. we lived together for four years and even if she left me with the whole household i do have the apartment to myself which is flipping sweeeeeeeeeeet
 

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She told me that she really wanted you to sneak into her bedroom at night and slip a cold wet finger between her bum cheeks.... FACT
 

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Okay, so I preemptively followed SOME of your suggestions and got into a fight last night. I feel like a cool guy now, having a fight with a heavily pierced and tattooed person. If only that person wasn't a she and like 2 foot tall I might have been able to dapperly brush away your cold hearted attacks on my sexuality and go about my day with a gentlemanly swagger.
 

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sooo who won? cos it sounds a little like you didnt. it also sounds like its a real lesbian
 

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He obviously lost... all men lose to women... its a fact.... that.. and he'd most definately be bosting of his win if he did....
 

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depends what youre doing, did you ever wrestle a girl? or punch her in the face or whatever? its shit easy, its like they never were in a fight in their whole life. i win easy over a girl. never tried it with men but im sure id win. didnt do that cos well my face is too valuable quite frankly, i get by cos of my facial beauty.
 

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depends what youre doing, did you ever wrestle a girl? or punch her in the face or whatever? its shit easy, its like they never were in a fight in their whole life. i win easy over a girl. never tried it with men but im sure id win. didnt do that cos well my face is too valuable quite frankly, i get by cos of my facial beauty.
hahaha!
 

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It was a stadard argument-with-a-female type situation, she keeps throwing shit at me which I immediately shoot down because they've got nothing to do with me until she gets one thing right and knocks me off my high horse in my surprise and that measn she's won apparently.. Chicks are maniacs, they don't understand anything at all. Fuck them, that's what my dad used to say, my dad's a clever guy, well he has his moments, guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree in the end que sera sera.

But it was all good fun, now she's just a lickle bit scared of me and I got into a hot headed verbal discharge.
 

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Metaphorically speaking of course. My horse is actually really short. Badum-tiss!!
 

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depends what youre doing, did you ever wrestle a girl? or punch her in the face or whatever? its shit easy, its like they never were in a fight in their whole life. i win easy over a girl. never tried it with men but im sure id win. didnt do that cos well my face is too valuable quite frankly, i get by cos of my facial beauty.
i punched a girl in the head the other night.. by accident of course
 
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