Discussion in 'Waffle' started by rysk, Feb 15, 2012.
opening up your rizla packet to find some cunt's nicked your green card.
your shit avatar
Opening up waffle only to find some cunt posting the same wanky threads again and again and again...
you changed your avatar since i posted?!
no, it's been the same for weeks...what' so shit about it? BRUVVAAAA!?!
Well for one it's Danny Dyer, and it's the worst phrase ever, the amount of times I've heard people shouting it at festivals and shit, each one is a moron and sorry mate but that also makes you one.
But in relation to the thread, the fact that you cant buy bananas ripe, I hate waiting for them to ripen, and they taste shite otherwise
i tried to add rep but i couldnt
NOICE ONE 1999
I SAID NICE ONE BRUVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAA!!!
people on tv with speech impediments.
the cunt on "coppers" who cant say TH
that = vat
there = vere
thousand = fousand
fuck off and speak properly ur a police officer not a child
People on fb posting cute little sayings and awaiting masses of stupid 12 year old girls to click I like.
Guy posted something along the lines of..the door to friendship is never closed blahblah just blahblah and I posted something like - I wanna see your door if I hump your gf..haha, the twat deleted it because this is fucking reality and not a stupid autograph book.
I meant more the double long, double fag AVFC bit
remember when celebs back when backstreet boys and titanic would pose doing some weird type of peace sign crossed over their chest? not gang related just their peace sign extravaganzza and nobody went wait a minute whats the fucks he doing? no it was a golden photo they used for promotional things all over media (this was before internet). say i for this video cam and i dont know where i got it but it needs one of them power cables that look like a 2.0 usb but isnt if you know what i mean. should i get one and find out whats on the tape?
Benefit scrounging chav cunts that walk around in their shitty fucking tracksuits like they got one leg longer than the other, chattin utter bollox about how big and hard they are because they "Fucked up" some poor old pensioner the night before with fifteen of their "hardmen" mugging them for their pension just to go and spend it on "green" that they sit around a kiddies play area smoking, while drinking cans of Tenants Super....Cos thats how gangster they really are!
I SERIOUSLY DESPISE CHAV CUNTS!
i'm not even on benefits maaan.
it was a lazy one from me, i'll admit.
I always nick people's green card if I'm need of roach material. Fuck 'em my need is greater than theirs.
if they ask, it's no biggy.
it's when someone's done it on the sly and you get home, prep your materials for a fatty, go for your green card (the most conveniant and best roach material around, no question) and it's not there.
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