little things that make you rage

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by rysk, Feb 15, 2012.

  1. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    opening up your rizla packet to find some cunt's nicked your green card.
     
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    muzzadj POW!

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    your shit avatar
     
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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Opening up waffle only to find some cunt posting the same wanky threads again and again and again...
     
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    muzzadj POW!

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    you changed your avatar since i posted?!
     
  5. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    no, it's been the same for weeks...what' so shit about it? BRUVVAAAA!?!
     
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    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    Well for one it's Danny Dyer, and it's the worst phrase ever, the amount of times I've heard people shouting it at festivals and shit, each one is a moron and sorry mate but that also makes you one.

    But in relation to the thread, the fact that you cant buy bananas ripe, I hate waiting for them to ripen, and they taste shite otherwise
     
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    Cat Gas Aka Basis

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    i tried to add rep but i couldnt
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    NOICE ONE 1999
     
  9. dirty breaks

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    [video=youtube_share;qksndNDMDOw]http://youtu.be/qksndNDMDOw[/video]


    I SAID NICE ONE BRUVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAA!!!
     
  10. chanty

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    people on tv with speech impediments.

    the cunt on "coppers" who cant say TH

    that = vat
    there = vere
    thousand = fousand



    fuck off and speak properly ur a police officer not a child
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    DeeGun DeegBerg

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    People on fb posting cute little sayings and awaiting masses of stupid 12 year old girls to click I like.
    Guy posted something along the lines of..the door to friendship is never closed blahblah just blahblah and I posted something like - I wanna see your door if I hump your gf..haha, the twat deleted it because this is fucking reality and not a stupid autograph book.
     
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    I meant more the double long, double fag AVFC bit
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    remember when celebs back when backstreet boys and titanic would pose doing some weird type of peace sign crossed over their chest? not gang related just their peace sign extravaganzza and nobody went wait a minute whats the fucks he doing? no it was a golden photo they used for promotional things all over media (this was before internet). say i for this video cam and i dont know where i got it but it needs one of them power cables that look like a 2.0 usb but isnt if you know what i mean. should i get one and find out whats on the tape?
     
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    Mr Fletch aka KRONIX

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    Benefit scrounging chav cunts that walk around in their shitty fucking tracksuits like they got one leg longer than the other, chattin utter bollox about how big and hard they are because they "Fucked up" some poor old pensioner the night before with fifteen of their "hardmen" mugging them for their pension just to go and spend it on "green" that they sit around a kiddies play area smoking, while drinking cans of Tenants Super....Cos thats how gangster they really are!

    I SERIOUSLY DESPISE CHAV CUNTS!
     
  16. dirty breaks

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    Fixed.
     
  17. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    i'm not even on benefits maaan.
     
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    it was a lazy one from me, i'll admit.
     
  19. Sweaty Teddy

    Sweaty Teddy Nob'ed

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    I always nick people's green card if I'm need of roach material. Fuck 'em my need is greater than theirs.
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    if they ask, it's no biggy.
    it's when someone's done it on the sly and you get home, prep your materials for a fatty, go for your green card (the most conveniant and best roach material around, no question) and it's not there.