little embarrest

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  1. Boodha_Joodha

    Boodha_Joodha Member

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    I've never talked about this before, but I really need my fellow members of dnb forums advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my girl has been cheating on me.

    The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My girl has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

    I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

    I once picked her phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

    Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girl I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

    I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

    Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
     
  2. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    LOL thats jokes.
     
  3. moriaty

    moriaty Active Member

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    just give the bike to your girl.
    if the next time you have sex, you find a bit of motor oil inside her, then she's cheating on you.


    oh, i might as well tell you the truth. Logikz has been boinking your girl.
    :teeth:
     
  4. safety

    safety double safety

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    if you don't trust your lady then you deserve to have bike trouble*
     
  5. Boodha_Joodha

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    lol at most people actually thinking its real
     
  6. barbarella

    barbarella Active Member

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    never trust anyone....never!
    bring it bk to dealer, i'd say!
     
  7. Viperdnb

    Viperdnb On his way.

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    lolimstoned
     
  8. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    I'd be a little humiliated too if i couldn't spell embarrassed

    :hagglers:
     
  10. Boodha_Joodha

    Boodha_Joodha Member

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    yeah maybe i wanted to swiftly make the thread and did not consider spelling to the appropriate level,
     
  11. DJHaze

    DJHaze I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    nice one. deffo got me. already pm'ed u with gash pics lol
     
  12. Saint

    Saint Buried Audio

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    Hah thats fucking hillarious.
     
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    I actually lol'd haha
     
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    any1 notice because he mentiones oil in the thread the bottom of the thread is plastered with ad's for bmw oil service - and - stop leakage haha


    hirarious
     
  15. K motion

    K motion Rollin' deep

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    god im gullible lol! good jokes! lol!
     
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    Haha nice one
     
  17. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    HEAEHAEAHEAH you think thats bad?? i thought it was a tranny. cant trust anyone anymroe
     
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    Borf™ Borf

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    Hahaha, that got me a treat, fair play mate.
     
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    Brilliant mate - totally had me sucked in!
     
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    duffer Under Mi SensI...........

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