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  1. ManuForti

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    I dont smoke much G... but when i do and i listen to my music i think its like the best shit ever... im thinking that doesnt really make it so though am i correct? :D
     
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    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    Could be. I smoked a weed once
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yeah i also did it, and then i was awesome and famouse like sean paul rapper


    did you know a homeless fellow came up to me when i was stood outside the bar, like on the street, just a step away from the smokers, and i was on the phone, thats why i had to step out, so im talking to someone important on the phone, and this older middle eastern fellow comes up to me, holding a note, its a piece of cardboard with the text written in ballpoint pen, saying "HELLO TO YOU PLEASE, CAN YOU SPARE SOOME CHANGE, IM HOMELESS etc etc" and im stood there talking on the phone (in my headset, cos im business man) shaking my head at the guy, but at the same time feelin my pockets for money (im not a monster) when it turns out that the only bit of cash i have on me, is a 10 cent coin. but whatever i offer it to him ┬┤beause something is better than nothing if youre homeless and its cold and rainy, besides, coconut, coconut, soon basket full, right?

    hell no! not right, not right at all, instead of taking the profferd 10 cent coin, he makes a face at me like im a fucking wanker and what the fuck come on a cough it up now you fucking prat, and above all would rather die than take the coin.

    that face still haunts me. the expression he put on was... he was mocking me, spurning me, resenting me openly, showing clear and unwaivering disrespect. i know for a fact that guy is not homeless. in fact this begging gig can be something he does after work.
    i would like to help him so that he should never have to be cold or hungry again. by feeding him warm bleach that ungrateful fuck
     
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    we get exactly the same in Scotland but its young girls... like skinny ones whom ya might like to fkuc me being an obnoxious twat infront of ma mates handed one of these girls a tenner just for the lolz... and she hurried of i was like shit no even a peck on the cheek for a tenner pffft anyway 5 minutes later we were confronted by yet another girl in exactly same circumstance infact looked like card she was carrying had been written by exactly the same person... i was having none of this i whipped out my filofax (cos im a business man) and draughted up an accurate street view of the local area and directions to the jobcentre my friends were howling, girl wasnt. moral of story look out for my next album it sounds good to me when im wasted oh and dnt be charitable ever.
     
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    @ a dnb ?
     
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    sam the dnb man Variation

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    I think it was in a reggay
     
  7. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    Moskit was toastin
     
  8. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    haqha yeah. with dj raasclaart at the local kebab. five squid on the door, complimentary yoghurt and sambal. sik bars m548394
     
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    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    DJ Saltfish and MC Ackee
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    haha yeah. puffin the ganj, which they got off dj gav, when they gave him a playstation 2. there was alot riding on that night. alot at stake. they didnt actually inhale, it was an image thing. then they raced their honda civics down the local school parking lot. gav did a donut, and someone played original sin, it was well badman.
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    of course smoking weed enhances your listening capabilities. I mentioned this awhile ago in general section. Don't every good producer smoke bud in this scene
     
  13. Moskit

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    [video=youtube_share;Czb4rImsph0]http://youtu.be/Czb4rImsph0[/video]
     
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    I can't produce for shit... Ermm when stoned but as a proof listening tool I might start using it. I find production easier when im drunk I can tap into my odd side or something. When stoned I just wanna watch porn and eat biscuits
     
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    Sample that slap & use it as a snare.
     
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    Its hactually pretty clean so yeah im gonna use it...



    This buckie is going down too fast for this time in the morning...

     
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