Lindsey Stirling

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by rysk, Aug 7, 2012.

  1. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    She can stick that bow up my arse if she lets me fuck her...phwoaaar.

     
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  2. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    has someone got the pot noodle today?
     
  3. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    translate 'pot noodle' pl0x kthx
     
  4. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    pot noodle horn


    have you got the horn?


    are you horny?


    is your vagina becoming engorged!?
     
  5. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    I havn't fapped in 3 days...so yes, very


    and what in the fuckery has pot noodle got to do with being horny?
     
  6. Sweaty Teddy

    Sweaty Teddy Nob'ed

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    Is your undercarriage moist?

    But yes she is peng and she can rock that violin.
     
  7. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    You not remember when pot noodle was giving out horns??

    The pot noodle horn.... it became secret man code for being horny..... "ive got the pot noodle"


     
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  8. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    when will violin players learn to fuck off
     
  9. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    teehee
     
  10. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    LOL, what the fuck is all that about, the dancing makes me fucking cringe...
     
  11. elmaruk

    elmaruk slannndaaaaaaar

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    I was listening to the tune when i hit play on that video - Go to like 2.50 - fitted well. Better than whatever shite shes playin anyway.

     
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  12. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    bullshit isnt it
     
  13. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    I laughed at this.


    the rest of the thread is pretty awful with the possible exception of Rocks' unique rhyming slang
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    You know your old when you think.. "oh what a sweet little girl, nice not to see a 12 year old slut these days."
     
  16. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    like when you see a half dressed 16yr old in the street and think.... "thats fukin disgusting... my kids would never be allowed out looking like that"


    Where as last year..... well............................ party time ya naarrr mean harry.
     
  17. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    dundee has the highest % in the uk of underage pregnancy...when you see kids looking after kids it makes me look at my girlfriend and say "am ah fuck giving you kids so they turn out like that mess"
     
  18. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    fixed
     
  19. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!
     
  20. mistasfx

    mistasfx MISTA SFX

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    why do violin players have to jolt round like Gary Glitter having a fit high on viagra in a school playground when playing?