Lindsey Stirling

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#1
She can stick that bow up my arse if she lets me fuck her...phwoaaar.

 
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RocksteadyUK

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I havn't fapped in 3 days...so yes, very


and what in the fuckery has pot noodle got to do with being horny?
You not remember when pot noodle was giving out horns??

The pot noodle horn.... it became secret man code for being horny..... "ive got the pot noodle"


 
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elmaruk

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I was listening to the tune when i hit play on that video - Go to like 2.50 - fitted well. Better than whatever shite shes playin anyway.

 
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IV4

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You know your old when you think.. "oh what a sweet little girl, nice not to see a 12 year old slut these days."
 

RocksteadyUK

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You know your old when you think.. "oh what a sweet little girl, nice not to see a 12 year old slut these days."
like when you see a half dressed 16yr old in the street and think.... "thats fukin disgusting... my kids would never be allowed out looking like that"


Where as last year..... well............................ party time ya naarrr mean harry.
 

Kenneth4Eva

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dundee has the highest % in the uk of underage pregnancy...when you see kids looking after kids it makes me look at my girlfriend and say "am ah fuck giving you kids so they turn out like that mess"
 
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