Discussion in 'Waffle' started by rysk, Aug 7, 2012.
She can stick that bow up my arse if she lets me fuck her...phwoaaar.
has someone got the pot noodle today?
translate 'pot noodle' pl0x kthx
pot noodle horn
have you got the horn?
are you horny?
is your vagina becoming engorged!?
I havn't fapped in 3 days...so yes, very
and what in the fuckery has pot noodle got to do with being horny?
Is your undercarriage moist?
But yes she is peng and she can rock that violin.
You not remember when pot noodle was giving out horns??
The pot noodle horn.... it became secret man code for being horny..... "ive got the pot noodle"
when will violin players learn to fuck off
LOL, what the fuck is all that about, the dancing makes me fucking cringe...
I was listening to the tune when i hit play on that video - Go to like 2.50 - fitted well. Better than whatever shite shes playin anyway.
bullshit isnt it
I laughed at this.
the rest of the thread is pretty awful with the possible exception of Rocks' unique rhyming slang
You know your old when you think.. "oh what a sweet little girl, nice not to see a 12 year old slut these days."
like when you see a half dressed 16yr old in the street and think.... "thats fukin disgusting... my kids would never be allowed out looking like that"
Where as last year..... well............................ party time ya naarrr mean harry.
dundee has the highest % in the uk of underage pregnancy...when you see kids looking after kids it makes me look at my girlfriend and say "am ah fuck giving you kids so they turn out like that mess"
why do violin players have to jolt round like Gary Glitter having a fit high on viagra in a school playground when playing?
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