life hack

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  1. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    when you get an unwelcome heavy sweat going, like after you chased the bus for two blocks, in the summer, wearing a three piece suit, that can be very impractical, it will ruin your whole look for a good 30 minutes. protip, just take out your bank card and like a squeegee, simply squeege the sweat away from off your back and chest and face, scrape it off, just like you do when cleaning windows. you will be high and dry with a couple of sweeps and as for the card, just shake it off dummy. this could make you a little warm being that the sweat is meant to cool you off. youre welcome.
     
  2. djad

    djad leo the lion

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    the other day i had a poo that wouldnt flush.
     
  3. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    protip: should it happen again, boil large pot of spaghetti for 5 minutes, fill toilet with said spaghetti, flush, simple as. why didnt you think of that!
     
  4. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    The romans used to collect the slurry and use it in face packs Logikz...maybe there's money to be made from your life hack?
     
  5. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    my concept is this: tv/radio show with me saying helpful tips for the working class. helping people in their everyday life. from diet tips to car maintenance. maybe a segment when they could call in with problems, and id listen, they would tell me about an incestuous uncle or a dangerously alcoholic single mom and this where the money is you see, it is a golden opportunity for product placement. its perfect, we could get sponsorship by kenwood or so and id sell them a new stereo when theyre all moaning about crap and stuff
     
  6. Olllie

    Olllie Bom Bom Cloud

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    Here's a good lifehack: If you tilt your head back and pretend you're shaking a salt shaker into your mouth, you will actually taste salt.
     
  7. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    inferior hack. im shaking for dear life and im not getting anything. false wisdom imo.
     
  8. Olllie

    Olllie Bom Bom Cloud

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    You must be doing it wrong... post a picture and i'll let you know
     
  9. luciduk

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    lol, "blocks"
     
  10. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    My car failed it's mot today so I hoofed it but had things to carry..... Lifehack//: took a rucksack