Lets make up our own special religion

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Radius, Jul 27, 2010.

  1. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    here is the place for us to formulate its beliefs and customs, etc.
    I feel that having 5 wives sounds cool, but wives themself sound like a mission...
    if you want to join teh disciples..ghere is the group
    http://dnbforum.com/group.php?groupid=47
     
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  2. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    moskit stood behind a counter making sammiches everyday in our very own mosque made of potato waffles..
     
  3. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Wives are a mission, 5 would be hell.
     
  4. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    a blow job off all five would be special though n'est pas ?
    Why a mosque fo potato waffles...I think a temple made of machete vinyls would be far more appropriate.
     
  5. MAJESTIC

    MAJESTIC BishBashBosh

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    5 Wives that are more or less slaves that you can upgrade to a newer model at any time.
     
  6. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    The only radical things happening in our religion would be people skateboarding 720 flips over half pipes, and not blowing shit up.
     
  7. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Fritzlflip 720 to Jamie Bulger Darkside Grind, I know the moves well Adam.
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Pull that move off and you get 15,000 x multiplyer as well as all the virgin's you could ask for in the afterlife.
     
  9. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    :D

    I like this thread.

    We need a name though, to replace Jedi on the National Consensus...

    Whats the process to get it on there again?
     
  10. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    We need some rules and regulations, some do's and dont's, like though shall not derp on a sunday etc.

    Also a routine to serve your god/prophet etc. pray whilst reciting a verse from "everything on a waffle" at 3.20pm gmt (just before countdown) whilst kneeling toward the direction of your nearest netto's retailer

    Also dress/garments/headgear needs to be arranged, may i suggest corduroy slacks and some spit shined (virgin spit) cubans

    Just throwing some ideas into the mix
     
  12. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    1.blud shalt never merk anyone in front of their pals unless they gotta shank to back it up

    2.blud shalt never admit to their tarts they shagged that dirty wrongun when mullered

    3.blud shalt not fall asleep first at a shindig for blud shall be messed with permanent marker daubings
     
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  13. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Bagsy the meek.
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Ok. No buggery of kids though. That's a big no no
     
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    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    dnbkingz bollocks

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    So i'm supposed to do what then? :teeth:
     
  19. Hombre-J

    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    Bagsy the title: Grand Inquisitor

    Also: Thou shalt always WONWOWNW ZUADO
     
  20. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    Yes, shall we come up witha name for said religion and go from there?