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SWOOF

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#8
two gays in the pub discusin theyr holidays and they come to the arrangement of meetin up 2 talk bout they hols experiances...
2 weeks later they meet up.gay 1 says to gay 2

gay 1- how was ibiza?
gay 2- awwwww it was amaaaaaaaazin just loads ov sangrea sex n sun,less bout me tell me more bout ur safari trip
gay 1- well ud neva belive it but we were driving round admirin the lions and feedin the garaffs..an wen we were on our way to the end ov the tour i felt a hugh hand on my hand and pulled me in2 the trees........IT WAS A FUCKIN GORILLA THE CUNT RIPPED ALL MY CLOTHES OFF STUCK A BANANNA IN MY MOUTH AND STARTD 2 RAPE ME!!!!!!!!!!
gay 2- shit did it hurt???????
gay 1-FUCKING RITE IT DID......DA CUNT AINT RANG,TXTD OR EMAILD ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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A WOMEN TERRORIST FROM AL`QUIEDA WAS TODAY FOUND DEAD IN HER BEDROOM..POLICE RECKON SHE GOT HER ANTHRAX MIXED UP WITH HER TAMPAX AND BLEW THE WRONG CUNT UP..
 

glenemy

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also if your up for a laugh ther's a tune called the camel toe song it's a laugh and a half for those who hav'nt seen it, i doubt there are many people who hav'nt seen it tho
 

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#16
a priest, a rapist and a paedophile get into a taxi....
























and then a second person gets in!



ba-dum-tish.

wocka wocka wocka!
 

glenemy

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#18
two people are walkin down an alley when suddenly a man jump's out of nowhere and demand's they hand over all there money, person one shaken put's his hand in his pocket to grab his wallet when person two hand's person one £20 and say's hear's that score i owed you
 

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two people are walkin down an alley when suddenly a man jump's out of nowhere and demand's they hand over all there money, person one shaken put's his hand in his pocket to grab his wallet when person two hand's person one £20 and say's hear's that score i owed you
yea yea bbbbbbbbbbbbbbrap
 
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