Lets have a joke section

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Swan'e Style, Oct 19, 2007.

  1. Swan'e Style

    Swan'e Style Hollyoaks Bizness

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    ok I'll start with a few.




    whats the connection between a fat women and a moped?
     
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    Swan'e Style Hollyoaks Bizness

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    There both great rides untill your mates see you on one :lol:
     
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    Swan'e Style Hollyoaks Bizness

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    what happened to jesus when he went to mount olive?
     
  4. Swan'e Style

    Swan'e Style Hollyoaks Bizness

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    Popeye kicked the shit out of him :lol_board
     
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    Swan'e Style Hollyoaks Bizness

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    Did u hear about the gay magician?
     
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    Swan'e Style Hollyoaks Bizness

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    he dissapeared with a poof :D
     
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    Swan'e Style Hollyoaks Bizness

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    ok I'm all laughed out , your turn :-/
     
  8. SWOOF

    SWOOF I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    two gays in the pub discusin theyr holidays and they come to the arrangement of meetin up 2 talk bout they hols experiances...
    2 weeks later they meet up.gay 1 says to gay 2

    gay 1- how was ibiza?
    gay 2- awwwww it was amaaaaaaaazin just loads ov sangrea sex n sun,less bout me tell me more bout ur safari trip
    gay 1- well ud neva belive it but we were driving round admirin the lions and feedin the garaffs..an wen we were on our way to the end ov the tour i felt a hugh hand on my hand and pulled me in2 the trees........IT WAS A FUCKIN GORILLA THE CUNT RIPPED ALL MY CLOTHES OFF STUCK A BANANNA IN MY MOUTH AND STARTD 2 RAPE ME!!!!!!!!!!
    gay 2- shit did it hurt???????
    gay 1-FUCKING RITE IT DID......DA CUNT AINT RANG,TXTD OR EMAILD ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  9. glenemy

    glenemy Enemy is here

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    what's a women and a dog got in common
     
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    glenemy Enemy is here

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    they can both burie a bone in 5 second's
     
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    SWOOF I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    I LIKE DA BONE 1..HA HA
     
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    glenemy Enemy is here

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    why can't miss piggy count to 70,




    cos every time she get's to 69 she get's a frog in her throat
     
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    SWOOF I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    A WOMEN TERRORIST FROM AL`QUIEDA WAS TODAY FOUND DEAD IN HER BEDROOM..POLICE RECKON SHE GOT HER ANTHRAX MIXED UP WITH HER TAMPAX AND BLEW THE WRONG CUNT UP..
     
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    glenemy Enemy is here

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    also if your up for a laugh ther's a tune called the camel toe song it's a laugh and a half for those who hav'nt seen it, i doubt there are many people who hav'nt seen it tho
     
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    SWOOF I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    WATS GREEN AND SMELLS OF PORK

    KERMIT THE FROGS FINGERS
     
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    SIRUS 変なひと

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    a priest, a rapist and a paedophile get into a taxi....
























    and then a second person gets in!



    ba-dum-tish.

    wocka wocka wocka!
     
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    glenemy Enemy is here

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    did you hear about the short sighted circumsizer



    he got the sack
     
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    glenemy Enemy is here

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    two people are walkin down an alley when suddenly a man jump's out of nowhere and demand's they hand over all there money, person one shaken put's his hand in his pocket to grab his wallet when person two hand's person one £20 and say's hear's that score i owed you
     
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    SWOOF I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    yea yea bbbbbbbbbbbbbbrap
     
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    SIRUS 変なひと

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    Did you hear about the forty Irishmen that drowned?







    Apparently they were attempting a riverdance.