Leicester City Council Just Aren't Ready.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-13713798

A worried member of the public has forced Leicester City Council to admit it is unprepared for a zombie invasion.

The authority received a Freedom of Information request which said provisions to deal with an attack, often seen in horror films, were poor.

The "concerned citizen" said the possibility of such an event was one that councils should be aware of.

"We've had a few wacky ones before but this one did make us laugh," said Lynn Wyeth, head of information governance.

The Freedom of Information Act allows a right of access to recorded information held by public authorities.

Ms Wyeth said she was unaware of any specific reference to a zombie attack in the council's emergency plan, however some elements of it could be applied if the situation arose.
And the letter..

Dear Leicester City Council,

Can you please let us know what provisions you have in place in the event of a zombie invasion? Having watched several films it is clear that preparation for such an event is poor and one that councils throughout the kingdom must prepare for.

Please provide any information you may have.

Yours faithfully,

Concerned Citizen
 

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I always said we was'nt ready for an attack maybe now the council will provide those ellectric fences ive been longing for...
 

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I always said we was'nt ready for an attack maybe now the council will provide those ellectric fences ive been longing for...
and they should be active 24/7/365...the rest of us civilised folk don't want those leicesterites invading our near perfect gene-pool:teeth:
 

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Your electrical fences are useless, they feel no pain.

The people they kill, get up and kill!!

Very true but the electric fence would be to keep all the hotties from escaping me,


You see if a zombie outbrake did happen the first thing i would do is go insearch of some hot girls to save and shelter ;)
 
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