LCD Shopping?

rysk

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that just seems unnecessarily long.

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and what happens when it turns out they don't have in stock what you ordered?

like with online shopping

"sorry, we didn't have olive oil in stock, so we replaced it with KY jelly"
 

EWOKS

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in not so distant future.. we'll all have tele-pods in our houses.. and if you see summit you wanna buy at home.. youll order it.. and it will appear instantly in the pod for you to remove there and then.. say you want a tv.. buy the fucker.. and download it into ure pod , and remove it within seconds.. no shit. shits gunna get really real.. only inanimate objects doe. be a while till we can teleport

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No more shoplifting. A move forward imo.



Also I think they'd include stock numbers on the display +/- 2 etc..

congrats...


on the most annoying fucking sig ever
 

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in not so distant future.. we'll all have tele-pods in our houses.. and if you see summit you wanna buy at home.. youll order it.. and it will appear instantly in the pod for you to remove there and then.. say you want a tv.. buy the fucker.. and download it into ure pod , and remove it within seconds.. no shit. shits gunna get really real.. only inanimate objects doe. be a while till we can teleport
hooray for the further assistance in consumerism and laziness.....soon you won't even have to lift a finger to buy yourself a false sense of contentment....but oh no, a problem, how will you make your neighbours jealous of those things you bought that you don't need when you never have to leave the fucking house?
 

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Why would I go to all the effort of hacking those TV screens and then not just play the ashes on it? Seems pointless in my opinion.

I might spend the whole of August 1st in John Lewis watching the ashes on a variety of different screens
 

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i like to pick shit up.. read ingredients.. not understand a word of it.. ponder life for about 5 min until someone says "are you alright sir".. "what?"

can't do that in lcd shop..
 
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