Lawn Sports

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  1. Toejam

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    Its uncharted territory for me, i dont have a lawn

    Is life worth working up to having a lawn, im not sure of the positives of having a lawn, upkeeping and such, but seeing as there is lawn sports then maybe its worth it, i mean swingball is shit we all know that, but maybe a crochet lawn could be fun
     
  2. jmzmaloney

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    You can still play lawn sports without having your own lawn. How about golf? Pick 18 peoples back gardens, dig a hole in each garden. Then merrily smack a ball around town, climbing through peoples back gardens. After a few rounds youll be able to remember which gardens have ponds and child sandpits in them and be able to make things a little trickier for yourself the next time you play.
     
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    or you two could just not be complete FUCKTARDS
     
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    You need a lawn, where else are you goin to put the misses when she aint washed the pots
     
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    DUDE, YOU KNOW ABOUT 'JARTS' INIT? AKA LAWN DARTS, AKA BANNED IN THE US FOR BLUNT HEAD TRAMAM RELATED INJURY
     
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    Okay, you need two empty beer bottles, four lawn chairs and a large-ish ball.

    Oh, you might need a couple of mates too.

    Set up the lawn chairs in pairs, facing eachother. Each pair should be about two arm lengths apart with one beer bottle in the middle.

    The object of the game is to launch the large-ish ball at the opposing team's bottle, a point is scored when the bottle is toppled - the winning team must immediately bum rush the losers for victory humping, then take their places and a new team occupies the now empty lawn chairs.