www.chrisconnollyonline.com/2009/02/72-is-partial-compendium-latvian-humor.html Joke: Latvian: Is so cold. All: How cold is? Latvian: Very. Also dark. Joke: Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have sent Siberia! “More bread for me,” man think. But bread have worm. Joke: Janis: I hope my son does not die during night. Guntis: What is "hope"? Janis: Yes. I know what you say. Guntis: No. I am serious. What is hope? Janis: In truth, I do not know. Joke: Questioning: Why did chicken cross road? Answering: I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers rape her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry. Joke: Man car break down near house of farmer. Take shelter in barn. Find farmer daughter in barn. Oh! Hot stuff! But TOO LATE! Is already rape by soldier. Joke: Knock knock Who’s there? Latvian. Latvian who? Please open door. Is cold. Joke: Latvian walk into bar with pig on shoulder. Bartender say, “That look delicious!” But pig say, “No. Is Latvian. Taste is similar to dog.” Joke: Latvian walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, “Why so long face?” Latvian say, “I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby. “ Joke: Is dead dog in road. Is dead Latvian in road. What difference? Dog have fur keep warm. Also, freedom. And dog try eat poop for pleasure not just survive. So many thing! Joke: Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad. Joke: What are one potato say other potato? Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? Joke: How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb? 25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food. Joke: Latvian is capture by cannibals. Cannibals say, “We are kill you and eat you and use skin for canoe. But you may choose means of your death.” Latvian say, “Okay! You are give me fork, please!” But oops! Is forgot how use! Latvian try to cross river. Has dog, potatoes, and dead son's body. Can only take two across river at one time. If he leave dog with potatoes or corpse, dog eat them. Is very sad. Also is not good boat. Q: what is happening if you cross Latvian and potato? A: this is cruel joke. please, no more. Joke: Why is Latvian throw clock out window? Will be no appointments anymore, only endure til death. Joke: Man is wait bread line. Wait until starve. Is very funny, yes! Latvian Nursery rhyme..: one potato, one potao, one potato, no more potato.. soldier eat potato and rape daughter..is end.