late for work but no reasn to panic, and i have no idea why

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i stayed up drinking tea and eating biscuits cos my flatmate has had some disturbing news (accused of child porn of all things) and stands to lose visiting rights with his kids, and his ex is on of those really evil exs that took literally everything in the divorce etc etc, so i stayed up, talked him back from th ledge, and i thought hey, some tea and talking on the sofa, i thought thats almost like sleeping, i mean its not far off, is it?

BUT NO I WAKE UP AT 9:20 AS A DRUG FUCKING ABOMINATION TOTAL PANIC FUCKING LATE FOR MY 2nd WEEK AT WORK THIS. IS. TOTAL. DISASTER.

i need help, i really do, who the fuck lives their life this irresponsible, for. fucks. saaaaaaaaaake awawawawaaawaaaaaaaaaawaawawawwa


so bit of a complainy thread for today, oh and something about you lot should be in here, mmmm.... i hope you all have smashing blouses. great legs too, can run well fast im sure. xxooxoxo karl

oh and this is about how i sounded when i woke up just now:


exactly at 3 minutes and 2 seconds. i just punched my laptop so its got ahuge ddent in the keyboard. im amazed it even still works, let alone generates charachters

ok got to go, lovvvvvvvvvvvvré youuuuuuuuuuu
 
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Re: HO-LY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT LATE FOR WOOOOOOOOOORK AAWWAWAWWAWAAWRRRRRR

All about honesty when you fuck up in a new job.

Just explain the situation. Absolute best thing you can do.

Learnt this a few years ago. No bullshit excuses, just up front honesty. Can make you look better than coming in on time if you do it right (y).
 

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Thanks, interesting read fo sho mate. Hope you get your shit figured out. XOXOXO
 

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shit man sound's like me yesterday morning after a weekend of pure mash-up, hope all goes well man and good luck with your business today I know the pain of feeling like a train-wreck in the morning far too well
 

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but you still managed to make this thread before you set off for work? please tell me this isnt true.
 

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Karl posted it on his WAP enabled phone, whilst on the tram, going to central station, to meet Piss Dave.
 

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but you still managed to make this thread before you set off for work? please tell me this isnt true.
when you're already late, might aswell make the most of it.

i had a wank and got myself a latte before waltzing in an hour late yesterday.
 

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when you're already late, might aswell make the most of it.

i had a wank and got myself a latte before waltzing in an hour late yesterday.
:lol: you little shit! you said that it wasnt your fault you were late cos you weren't used to waking up early! you had a wank and coffee ffs!
 

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:lol: you little shit! you said that it wasnt your fault you were late cos you weren't used to waking up early! you had a wank and coffee ffs!
i was late before i decided to pleasure myself. But when you wake up when you're supposed to be at work the term "fuck it" comes into play. Only set me back 20 minutes, would've been less if the fuckers in costa weren't so incompetent.
 

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i was late before i decided to pleasure myself. But when you wake up when you're supposed to be at work the term "fuck it" comes into play. Only set me back 20 minutes, would've been less if the fuckers in costa weren't so incompetent.
yeah to be fair I have done that before just thought fuck it and cruised in an hour late but I wouldn't do that if I wanted to keep the job i'd only been at 1 week!
 

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i was late before i decided to pleasure myself. But when you wake up when you're supposed to be at work the term "fuck it" comes into play. Only set me back 20 minutes, would've been less if the fuckers in costa weren't so incompetent.
u can bash one out and get a coffee in 20mins?

damn.
 

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trail and error mate, hope the guys gave you mercy and understood. really hope they did, they sounded cool and understanding right? so next time a mate with suicidal tendencies pops up for scones and tea, be helpful but also polite enough to stand up for yourself and say; 'I know you feel like deserving all attention in the world right now with all gone to fuck, but I have to work tomorrow so I don't fuck up mine, so think about clouds and daisies in the meantime and talk later'.
 

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u can bash one out and get a coffee in 20mins?

damn.
aided by porn, 5 minutes tops..including time to get myself cleaned up. Then a 5 minute walk to the mall for costa, which is where i have to get my cab from anyway. then another 10 minutes spent standing in line and trying to get the fuckers to understand my order
 

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trail and error mate, hope the guys gave you mercy and understood. really hope they did, they sounded cool and understanding right? so next time a mate with suicidal tendencies pops up for scones and tea, be helpful but also polite enough to stand up for yourself and say; 'I know you feel like deserving all attention in the world right now with all gone to fuck, but I have to work tomorrow so I don't fuck up mine, so think about clouds and daisies in the meantime and talk later'.
they did actually, they were so. cool. about it.
but thats because i showed up in suit and tie with my face like troubled magnets talking aobut child abuse.
the fked up part is im not hungover or druggy or nothing, i gave that up long ago, and i thought id never be late again!
but nooooooooooooooooooo, of course knarl steakman had to be late fo his new damn job. so embaressing i could die.
but in training all month and next so no big deal, well, not huge at any rate.

and yes rusket, robbo, yes i did. remember when the undead satanist lesbians attacked me? first thing i did was post a thread about it.
im an internet fucking nerd with compulsive dnbforum disorder and what can only be descibed as bouts of demonic possession though
ghb and cocaine and self harm to the point of mutilation that regenerates through my connection the constellation taurus, lost and dim carcosa,
and the great old one xhastur. also im a fag that shits his double bed but rolls over on the other side instead of change sheets, then let stray dogs lick my arse before i flay them for it feels heavenly to be in control over something other than a tv set

anyway i tried to write music on my laptop a little last night and its just a complete and total wasteland, no inspiration at all using that thing. couldnt even figure out a good acoustic kit or a riff. flp didnt even act right, the filters were screaming OH OH OH AND AFTER 4 HOURS IT CRASHED AND THE AUTOSAVE WAS TOTALLY MONGED. im going to go cut off my ear now because i dont think my loved one will understand my affections if i dont. also, i fucking hate flp crashing and losing work.

ok gotta go x karl
 

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I like that everybody quietly ignored the 'Karl lives with a nonce' story in favour of tea and masturbation..
 
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