lamp posts

JamesZero

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I was out once and very drunk. I went and got a kebab on my way home and while I was walking down the road my head was almost burried in it while I shoveled it down. I walked staight into a lamp post head first... I had kebab all down me and I got a massive lump on my head!
 

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sumone once chucked a french banger at me and i turned around really quick smacked my eye brow right into a lamp post! my eye brow split in half and was hanging downover my eye! blood pissing everywhere! i now have a nice scar which make me look hard! lol
 

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I think I walked into a lamp post when I was really young.

But a slightly more painfull yet idiotic idea was running with my arms in my sleaves one night after being out in town pissed an pilled up out my head... Anyway I was runnin an clipped a kerb with my foot an literally faceplanted the floor an slid along on my nose... Got back to my house my mates answered the door an were like what happened who was it? Thinkin I had been twated by some lads but I had to explain I just bailed big time... Anyway my face was cut to fuck. Not good times
 

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I crashed my 1st car into a lamp post, 3 days after having it.

The council took me to court for it, £2800, plus labour.

I hate lamp posts.
 

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I normally manage to dodge lamp posts at the very last second. Happens far too often though and you still look like a tit
 

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I nce climbed up a lamppost to get on top of a wall, slid down it and sliced my leg open from top to bottom. it was amazing. the best scar i have
 

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I was walking into town once and looked up onto the top deck of a passing bus thinking I saw somebody I knew and BAM headfirst into a lamp post.

It really fucking hurt but luckily nobody saw so I soldiered on fighting back the tears.
 

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haha once me and my friend had the munchies so we decided to go to dominoes pizza, anyway they were taking ages, we waitied for about 25 minutes! anyway we were walking back to mine and we didnt get about 10 foot from dominoes pizza and my mate wasnt paying any attention as he was so indulged into eating this pizza. next thing i knew his face hit the lamp post, 12 quids worth of pizza went on the floor and he ended up being a very hungry boy! me being selfish didnt share my pizza, but i will never forget the look on his face when he relaised his pizza was on the floor, i almost cried with laughter!
 

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i was driving near Westminster recently, and a cyclist crashed into my wing mirror flat out! lmao was so funny.. he got up, dazed, and peddled off quickly lol
 

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I've never walked into lamp post, but i was leaning on lamp post, and fucking bird siting on top shit on my coat. I still hold grudge against that bird!
 
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