Kurt "Fish Gob" Halfapintofshandyplease (is a sexual pervert & a sponger)

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  1. Roger Axion

    Roger Axion I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    This former friend of mine (name changed for his own safety) known as Fish Gob by people at the Royal Mail where he used to work, got fired asking a married woman if she wanted a bit on the side. This after being suspended for 2 months after similar advances to a different woman.

    He also rang an 0909 no. from my mobile without telling me it was a strange racket number and ran up a £25 bill on my mobile phone (to try and arrange a perverted sexual encounter with a female). He then refused to pay it back. He also charges the same as a taxi would for lifts and sponges drinks off his friends and never buys them any drinks back.

    To add insult to injury he browsed onto a dodgy website on my best friend's computer and downloaded a virus. This required a system restore. All Harry had to say was "did you lose any of my pictures?".

    My questions are:

    What should I do to get my £25 back?
    Why hasn't this guy been charged by the police and put on the sex offenders list?
    Why does my other friend still talk to him when he is clearly a total C*NT?
     
  2. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    tell him he owes u £25, he if doesn't give it you back then its ur problem. never lend what you cant afford to give away. the guy is obviously a liability and u let him use ur phone? thats ur fault. learn from ur mistakes.

    sex offenders list? fuck is wrong with u. the dude asked a married woman for some action. so what, he probably could have done it with more taste im assuming but that doesn't qualify for the sex offenders list.

    why do your other friends still talk to him? its hard to tell, is he like that to them too or just u. even so they might actually like him. a cunt perhaps but he doesn't sound boring.
     
  3. Roger Axion

    Roger Axion I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    I have already told him to give £25 back.

    He freaks women out by asking them personal questions from the word go.

    He says he is pro active and OK he goes out a lot, but he unfortunately lacks good verbal conversation skills. The women he tries to chat up are left thinking he's a weirdo.

    I know it is not his fault that he's not much of a talker. However he often ends up with his foot in his mouth saying inappropriate things (like accusing people of drug taking in front of other people's parents).

    It's his miserly attitude and sponger attitude with money I do not like. It's like he has a chip on his shoulder that some people's parents gave more to their children than he got. However he grew up in a good suburban neighbourhood and had every opportunity going. He thinks that everyone owes him a free ride because he's so hard done by, when in truth he wasn't.
     
  4. bongo90

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    become his bit on the side, fulfill his every sexual need, find his g spot with your tounge, always fart during anal sex to make his dick feel huge, become a master of talking dirty so one night you are his dirty little cum slut and the next you pretend you are 5 years old and have never seen a dick before, don't forget to work the balls either as thats a mistake that can make this whole idea fall down, within 6-12 months he will be so mesmorised by you that he will be putty in your hands and you can simply just ask him for £25 for a village people outfit and then you will have your money back.
     
  5. Roger Axion

    Roger Axion I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    That's a brilliant idea! He already has a massive dick though, I saw it in the men's toilets.

    Yeh I'm gonna make him my bitch when I get the money back! Or just dump him...
     
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    wtf did i just read? :/
     
  7. Roger Axion

    Roger Axion I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    Did u know why they call him Fish Gob?
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    clearly he needs to be on the offenders list along side peados and rapists. i take it all back the guy is a monster.

    disturbing
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    what a fucking stupid question. of course we dont know why, we dont know the guy. im sure i could hazard a guess but i dont care.
    honestly there are people out there with real problems. be thankful your problems consist of 25 poxy quid
     
  9. Roger Axion

    Roger Axion I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    It may only be 25 quid, but it's the principal of the matter that counts!
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    i dont mean to sound like a twat but someone needs to tell you

    i hope ur not really 38
    honestly this is a primary school issue, have u thought about telling your teacher
    grow up

    if ur really that hard up for it, or your principle means that much to you then just take it back by force
     
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    i thought armed was called julian not roger?

    confused...
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    Jolian...get it right son.
     
  13. Moskit

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    Remember Ill Rabbit?

    I believe this is him...
     
  14. Roger Axion

    Roger Axion I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    So What?!!?

    U R A POOF!

    Not necessarily sexually but it's your attitude. U hide behind the moderators like a GAY. People like Toejam who is also BENT!
     
  15. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    If homosexuality is the apparent reason for my shortcomings as a person...

    Apart from the mild mental illness you discussed on your previous stay, what is your excuse for being such an intolerable epic tool?
     
  16. Roger Axion

    Roger Axion I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    No one fights my battles but ME! I bet u that Moskit and people like him need all their mates to back them up! He hasn't got the balls to take me on alone.

    That's right Moskit.

    Call round my manor and I'll smash your face in wit my baseball bat.

    You don't scare me, if I saw U on the road I'd flatten U!
     
  17. Roger Axion

    Roger Axion I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    NO U divvy can't u read properly, it's your feeble poofy ATTITUDE. U thicko nob hed!
     
  18. Roger Axion

    Roger Axion I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    So what I have a mental illness, I spose that makes u PREJUDICED aswell.
     
  19. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Ok dude.

    I think you need some chillout time in the sensory stimulation room with sparkly lights, gentle music and the non-toxic crayons.

    If you're nice to me after you've found your happy place, i'll help you tie your shoelaces so you can do paper mache with the rest of the group.
     
  20. Roger Axion

    Roger Axion I've been naughty, I'm banned

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